| Buzzsaw | Date: Friday, 2011/07/08, 11:00 PM | Message # 1 |
 Jobber
Group: EWA Roster
Messages: 29
Status: Offline
| Shatter Point New York July 5, 2011
You have reached Derek, you know what to do…BEEP
Here the hell was that son of a bitch…we was suppose to be here at Shatter Point and now I was trying to dodge the god damn General Manager Frankie Manning who also was wondering where Buzzsaw was…I was the agent of three of the EWA’s top stars, Jakob Mayhem, Ezra Mayhem and Buzzsaw and two of the three managed to show up this week. I had heard the rumors all week, I knew that nobody had seen him since Retaliation and that my other client Logan Braddock aka Sledge was in town, I knew the two of them where probably face down in an alley, too damn drunk to stand up, there was not point trying to find him, he’d resurface when he wanted, I just had to hope he did so soon…
My mission tonight was to avoid Manning, he had sent me about 10 texts this week asking about Buzz, I tried to change the subject, move Total Mayhem front and center, the tag team division was a joke and I wanted to know why Jakob and Ezra were not included. They had been tag team champions everywhere they went, that alone should have gotten them into that match at Retaliation. So I can understand why they were unhappy and did what they did to The Hometown Heroes. I wasn’t going to bitch at them, they were robbed and that’s what I was trying to tell Manning, but his only concern that night was Buzzsaw. I told him not to worry, sure that moron blew up the ring but Buzz had been through worse, he didn’t need to worry about him but Manning wasn’t hearing any of it. I must have been on fucking speed dial this week, either calling me to bitch about the Mayhems or to check on Buzz, my phone was ringing every half an hour. I told him Buzz would be here tonight, the man never missed a show but he was nowhere to be found and wasn’t answering his phone. I tried calling that moron Sid Simelia but he hadn’t heard from him and was blaming me for losing track of him at Retaliation, like I had time to baby sit him. I had other clients and EWA Management were up my ass that night, Jakob and Ezra had pissed a lot of people off that night and I was told Buzz needed to be checked out by the EMT’s and that was going to take some time, how the hell was I suppose to know he was going to sign himself out and bolt, they told me they were going to take him to the hospital…
Then I have Morgan up my ass, II didn’t make her jet off to California, if she wanted to know what the hell he was up to she should get her ass back here but like the rest of her family she just orders people around, I might take that from her brother but I’m sure as hell not going to take it from her. Whatever was going on between her and Buzz was their business, I was told repeatedly to keep out of it so I was, her calls where now going to voice mail. I didn’t have time for the high school drama shit, she lost her chance to have input, as far as I was concern she walked out on my client and I keep his business private, if he wanted to share things with her than he could but I wasn’t going to be her source of information. Knowing Buzz the way that I did he had already moved on to some other young thing, he wasn’t one to sit around and pine over a women, they where all replaceable, even Morgan Mayhem…
All I was worried about now was running into one man, just one man, and I was going to do all in my power to avoid him and just get the hell out of here…
Frankie Manning: Tim McFarland, just the man I was looking for…
FUCK…this wasn’t going to be good…
Tim McFarland: Manning, I was just coming to talk to you, I see you signed a new tag team tonight, really scraped the bottom of the barrel with that sign, don’t get me wrong, The Southern Express were a great tag team, 25 years ago…
Frankie Manning: I’m not here to talk about the tag team division Tim…
Tim McFarland: Well we need to Manning, I feel like I have to tell you my boys are getting restless, Total Mayhem want a shot at those tag team straps, I don’t know how much longer I can hold them off, you saw what they did to The Hometown Heroes at Retaliation…
Frankie Manning: They need to prove they deserve a shot Tim…
Tim McFarland: They have been tag team champions….
Frankie Manning: I’ve heard it all before, you know what, I want to see it, next week they are booked in a tag team match against The Wreckers, ok, beat them and I might take a closer look, now I want to talk to you about Buzzsaw…
Of course you did….
Frankie Manning: He wasn’t at the staff meeting this afternoon…
Tim McFarland: He wasn’t booked this week, I guess we thought he had the week off…
Frankie Manning: He did, and that would have been fine except he skipped out on his medical meeting this week, the EMT’s who were on duty told him to come see them on Wednesday to get cleared and he never showed…
Tim McFarland: That is news to me, nobody told me about the appointment, if they had I would have made sure he was there…
Frankie Manning: Rumor is nobody seen him since, including you Tim…
Fuck…the backstage of a wrestling promotion is about as bad as high school for gossip…it doesn’t surprise me people are talking but I need to play it cool…
Tim McFarland: We have talked…it’s all good man, he was going to try and surprise Morgan on in LA, my guess it they are holed up in some hotel, you know how it is right?
Frankie Manning: Funny, because Morgan has called me 12 times wondering if I had heard from him…
Tim McFarland: Well maybe he hasn’t got there yet, I’m not concerned about it…
I could see on his face he wasn’t convinced…Manning still saw Buzzsaw as a star in this company and wasn’t going to just drop this…
Tim McFarland: Listen, Buzz and I go way back…he needs to blow off some steam…clear his head…that lost took a lot out of him Manning, give him some time to come to grips with it, let him sort out what’s next…
Frankie Manning: Well what is next is next week, Tim I want Buzzsaw to be cleared by the medical staff, I want him here next week in fact here, read it…
He hands me a copy of next week’s card…I look down the list and there in the center of the page reads: BUZZSAW ADDRESSES THE MASSES…shit…
Frankie Manning: I want him here next week Tim, no fucking excuses…GOT IT?
I nod a bit and Manning turns to walk away…fuck this isn’t good…pick up your god damn phone Buzz….
You have reached Derek, you know what to do…BEEP
GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!
~FIN~
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