BATTLE ROYAL FOR INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GUARENTEED SHOT

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Tim Timmons: With the International Champion in the hospital and nobody knowing when the hell he’s due back this second match might very well determine the next International Champion.

William Masters: Well you never know Timmons, Alexander State could walk out of here tonight as the champion and then one of these competitors will have to go through him.

Tim Timmons: Not likely, my money is on Big Nasty tonight which will set up a cluster fuck for GM Manning.

William Masters: Well we will see later tonight but for now we will take a look at the Battle Royal and the opportunity these seven wrestlers have here tonight.

Tim Timmons: Hell yes it is, this group of noobs have no idea what a great opportunity they have here tonight, back in my day they have to earn the right they are getting here tonight.

William Masters: Back in your day, you make it sound like you are 60 Timmons, your day only was about a month ago.

Tim Timmons: Well I’m saying this group of new comers would have gotten this chance when I was wrestling, they should be happy that guys like me have hung it up.

William Masters: Hung it up, you make it sound like you had a choice and there are some former World Champions in this match, this is a hell of a match for Retaliation

Tim Timmons: I’m just trying to say, they better understand the chance they are getting, you know what I mean.

William Masters: How in the bloody hell did I get stuck with you? Let’s just head up to the ring before Timmons confuses us all.

*Ding Ding Ding*

Maxwell Fabian: Our opening contest is Battle Royal where as the winner will receive a shot at the EWA International Championship, a person will be eliminated once they are thrown over the top rope and BOTH feet have touched the floor, introducing first from Ottawa, ON, Canada, weighing in today at 230lbs, WEEZLE!!!

-"The Everlasting Gaze” by the Smashing Pumpkins plays and Weezle comes out to cheers as he poses for the fans and then runs to the ring sliding under the bottom rope.-

Maxwell Fabian: Introducing next from Brooklyn, NY, weighing in tonight at 136lbs, RUTHLESS AGGRESSION!!!!

-Last Resort by Papa Roach plays and the lights in the arena goes pitch black and then red lights start flashing around. A voice shout "Ruthless Aggression” and then the lights pop back on and she is standing at the top of the ramp, she stands there for a second before walking towards the ring slapping hands with the fans.-

Maxwell Fabian: Introducing next from jolly old England, weighing in tonight at 220lbs, please welcome THRAX!!!

-"Famous Last Words" by My Chemical Romance plays and the lights go out, a white spotlight appears in the center of the stage, Thrax walks to the center of the light and poises and then walks to the ring to mix reactions from the fans.-

Maxwell Fabian: Introducing next from Durham, North Carolina, weighing in at 170lbs, NATALIE BURROWS!!!!

-'Innocence' by Halestorm and sparks fly as Natalie walks out onto the stage as the EWA fans scream, she makes her way down to the ring.-

Maxwell Fabian: Introducing next from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 216lbs, JASON XAVIER!!!!

- :"X Gonna Give It To Ya" By DMX  plays as white smoke covers the stage, Jason walks out and crosses his arms to make an X and then heads to the ring as the fans boo.-

Maxwell Fabian: Introducing next from San Diego, CA, weighing in at 135lbs, CASSANDRA AVERY!!!

- "Prison Sex” by Tool plays and Cass walks out all business like ignoring the heat and requests to lift up her shirt.-

Maxwell Fabian: And finally from Austin, TX, weighing in tonight at 235lbs...

-"Going Out West” by Tom Waits blasts as Nick walks out wearing a Cassandra Avery T-shirt he looks down at Avery in the ring and winks. She looks annoyed but Alexander just laughs and pulls it off tossing it into the crowd.-

Maxwell Fabian: SHOWTIME NICK ANDERSON

Nick, at the bottom of the ramp, suddenly looks deadly serious, he walks up to Fabian and starts yelling at him, he draws back his fist just as the bell goes

*Ding Ding Ding*

Tim Timmons: Alexander has to abonden Fabian now and slides under the ropes. Narrow escape there for the annoncer. And we are under way here in the new era of EWA where women are treated as equals and allowed to wrestle with the boys, so I guess it would be rude to ask one of these lovely ladies if they had time to make old TT a sandwich?

William Masters: Yes that would be seeing as they are current EWA wrestlers while you have been delegated to the announcer’s booth.

Tim Timmons: Well back in my day we wrestled with the ladies after our matches not during them if you know what I mean William.

William Masters: Yeah, rumor was that you did a lot of wrestling with yourself backstage after matches Tim.

Tim Timmons: Well anyways in the ring the combatants are going at it, looks like Weezle and Nick Alexander are trading rights and Cassandra Avery and Jason Xavier are locked up.

William Masters: Jason backs Cassandra into the corner and tries to hit her with a forearm but she ducks and snaps a sharp kick into the back of Jason’s knee.

Tim Timmons: Across the ring Thrax and Ruthless are circling Natalie who looks confused, Thrax faints a shoot and Ruthless strikes and tackles her to the ground.

William Masters: SNA has taken the advantage over Weezle and whips him across the ring into the corner and comes charging in with an elbow to the throat of Weezle.

Tim Timmons: Cass Avery spins Jason Xavier around and spinning heal kick to the face drops Jason X.

William Masters: Nick steps away from Weezle and glances over at Cassandra Avery which allows Thrax to rush in and put a boot right into the throat of Weezle, Nick turns and just looks at what is going on in front of him.

Tim Timmons: Natalie gets to her feet as does Ruthless, she shoves Ruthless who shoves her back right into Nick Alexander, Nick catches her, Natalie pulls away and SUPERKICK TO THE FACE OF NICK ALEXANDER!!!

William Masters: But look, it had no affect on SNA.

Tim Timmons: Well it was kind of weak, Nick smiles at her as she looks on in shock, Nick takes a step back AND A SUPER KICK OF HIS OWN THAT SENDS NATALIE FLYING BACKWARDS AND OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE FLOOR!!!

Maxwell Fabian: Natalie Burrows has been eliminated!!!!

William Masters: Well that didn’t take long did it?

Tim Timmons: Well SNA does use the super kick better than most!

William Masters: And Ruthless shoots in but Alexander times it with a huge knee lift.

Tim Timmons: Cassandra Avery has her boot over the face of Jason Xavier and FACE WASH, AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!

William Masters: She does have one hell of a mean streak.

Tim Timmons: They say she one like a permanent PMS trip, she steps away and locks eyes with Nick Alexander.

William Masters: There are rumors these two have been an item in the past but you never know what you can believe on the internet.

Tim Timmons: True, I once found a web site where you could have your dick molded for your chick, give her a dildo of you own dick, crazy right, we tried to make Newsome do it but he wouldn’t!

William Masters: WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THIS MATCH?

Tim Timmons: Nothing really, just saying there are crazy sites on the internet, anyways Nick is looking at Cassandra and Ruthless takes the opening with a round house kick to the grill of Nick Alexander, she grabs him and sends him over the top rope!!!

William Masters: BUT HE GRABS THE TOP ROPE, HIS FEET HAVEN’T TOUCHED!!!

Tim Timmons: Nick powers back over the ropes and back into the ring, lucky break for SNA and Cassandra is laughing at him for getting tagged.

William Masters: But Jason Xavier is now up and he grabs her by the hair and sends her crashing to the mat.

Tim Timmons: Alexander sees this and makes a move towards Jason X but is cut off by Thrax who chop blocks his right knee.

William Masters: Whatever little game Nick and Cass are playing they need to focus on this match.

Tim Timmons: A International Title shot is on the line, you’d think that would be enough to keep them all focused, but Weezle is up and after Ruthless, he backs her into a corner with huge European Uppercuts.

William Masters: Weezle grabs a leg and is trying to eliminate Ruthless right here, she’s about over.

Tim Timmons: BUT THRAX HAMMERS WEEZLE ARCOSS THE BACK TO SAVE RUTHLESS!!!!

William Masters: So much for everyone for themselves.

Tim Timmons: Maybe he’s hoping to get a little afterwards.

William Masters: She’s married to Mark Jackson.

Tim Timmons: Yeah, still, he seems hell bent on helping her, have to have a reason right?

William Masters: Thrax with a combo of kicks and punches to Weezle that sends him to the far ropes, Thrax turns to Ruthless to nods, Thrax drops to all fours and Ruthless comes running.

Tim Timmons: RUTHLESS JUMPS OFF THE BACK OF THRAX AND DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF WEEZLE SENDING HIM OVER THE TOP ROP AND TO THE FLOOR!!!!

William Masters: What team work, tough break for Weezle.

Maxwell Fabian: Weezle has been eliminated!!!

Tim Timmons: And look at the team of Thrax and Ruthless they go right to work on Nick Alexander, they back him into the corner but he comes fighting out, with rights and lefts to both of them.

William Masters: On the other side of the ring Jason Xavier has Cassandra Avery up and into a suplex position.

Tim Timmons: He may be going for the X-Cutter, but Cass blocks it and grabs the face of Jason, SIT DOWN JAW BREAKER!!! That has to suck!

William Masters: Jason spins holding his jaw, and CASSANDRA WITH A CLOTHES LINE THAT SEND JASON XAVIER FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!

Tim Timmons: He had a good run, but that bitch is cold hearted!

Maxwell Fabian: Jason Xavier has been eliminated!!!

William Masters: We are down to the final four, one of these four will get a shot at the International Championship!!!

Tim Timmons: My money is on Cassandra Avery, she is one mean lady, wouldn’t mind going a few rounds with her myself, if you know what I mean.

William Masters: Oh lord, please someone get Daniels back soon.

Tim Timmons: Thrax rushes Cass and the two trade blows in the center of the ring while SNA is all over Ruthless, stomping away at her in the corner.

William Masters: Cassandra is backing Thrax closer and closer to the ropes, he grabs his leg and tried to lift him up.

Tim Timmons: But Thrax has a hold of those ropes, holding on for dear life, he tries to kick his way free and then BLASTS CASSANDRA AVERY WITH A FOOT TO THE FACE!!! He’s free but Cassandra charges right back AND EATS A KNEE LIFT!!!!

William Masters: Thrax grabs Cass, spins and sends her flying over the top rope!!!

Tim Timmons: NO! That was my pick!!!

Maxwell Fabian: Cassandra Avery has been eliminated!!!!

William Masters: And look at Nick Alexander, his eyes pop wide open and he looks back and sees Cass out and Thrax standing there.

Tim Timmons: SNA right after Thrax with vicious right and lefts, Thrax is trying to block them but no luck, SNA has lost it!

William Masters: Thrax wilts under the force of SNA and falls to the mat.

Tim Timmons: SNA rips him up by the hair and is screaming at him and slapping him in the face and spins him around AND CHUCKS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!

William Masters: He just saw a flash of that anger of SNA!

Maxwell Fabian: Thrax has been eliminated!!!

Tim Timmons: We are down to two and Ruthless wasting no time and attacking SNA, kicks to the legs and a spinning kick to the face rocks SNA.

William Masters: Ruthless runs to the far ropes and towards SNA.

Tim Timmons: FLYING CROSS BODY!!!

William Masters: BUT SNA CATCHES HER AND IN THE SAME MOTION SENDS HER FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND INTO THE GUARD RAIL SOME FIVE FEET!!!!

Tim Timmons: SNA HAS DONE IT!!! HE’S WON THIS BATTLE ROYAL AND HAS A GAURENTEED SHOT FOR THE INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!

*Ding Ding Ding*

Maxwell Fabian: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND THE NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE EWA INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP, ‘SHOWTIME’ NICK ALEXANDER!!!!!!!!!!!

Tim Timmons: And look at Nick, that sick smirk on his face, he said he was going to walk out of here with this shot, now the question is, when does he take his shot.

Masters: Who kmows, i'm happy he got the shot, though I'm unhappy he stuck me here with you for the foreseeable future. Lets hope Daniels is the last man that SNA takes out of our staff.

Timmons: Well, he's responsible for me having a job right now, but he still doesn't get what it was like back in my day

William Masters: Okay, that's the last time you say that tonight. Back to Nick. He’s been a multi time world champion, can he add International Champion to that list, time will tell.

 Timmons: Well Nick will come face to face with Manning, the man he tried to terrify last week, to claim the briefcase with the contract in it for the IN shot. That should be fun

Masters: It certainly should. The cameras have caught up with Buzzsaw backstage, why is he backstage when he should be gearing up for the biggest match of his careeer?

-The shot cuts to Buzzsaw who is walking around backstage, he stops and is joined by Jakob and Ezra Mayhem.-

Buzzsaw: Any luck?

Jakob: No, we didn’t see him…

Ezra: I know they are around here, we will find them…

Buzzsaw: Ok, keep your eyes open, he said he was going to be here, I don’t want to be distracted tonight, find Hank, find Steven, if you have too, TAKE OUT STEVEN SLADE!!!

Jakob: No problem at all

Ezra: Considerate done

Jakob: Once we are done with him Steven Slade will be a non issue

Buzzaw: Good, after tonight we will never have to worry about Justin Marsham and Steven Slade ever again…

Jakob: We will do our part, you just do yours…

Ezra: And if you need help just…

Buzzsaw: No, it will be just me and Justin, I want you to make sure of that and keep Steven in the back…I can handle Justin, I don’t want you guys coming out no matter what…

Ezra: But what it…

Buzzsaw: NO MATTER WHAT!!!

Jakob: You have our word, we won’t get involved, tonight it’s on you to end this with Justin Marsham and bring the EWA World Title back with you….  

Masters: Well I guess that answers that question. If you ask me Buzzsaw is just being paranoid

Timmons: Really? Now I'm not the greatest fan of the Hardcore moniker stealer, but after everything that's

happened with Marsham I can't blame him for what he's doing, though he really does need to prepare for his

match. The stairway to death match is no picnic. It's going to be hard on them physically and mentally, if

anything Marsham's mindgames are working to perfection by having Buzzsaw off his game

Masters: You may have a point, just goes to show what kind of master of the ring Marsham is. That match to come though, right now we have another title match. It's time for the Underground championship match pitting Chris Johnson against Mike King and Crimson Blaze.

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