| XavierReid | Date: Tuesday, 2011/06/28, 11:51 AM | Message # 1 |
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Scene opens on the set of Pro Wrestling Tonight, its host Chris Howard is sitting on set dressed in his usual black suit. He shuffles his papers as the man behind the camera starts the countdown.
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The into music for the show plays followed by the voice over guy
BRINGING YOU THE MOST UP TO DATE NEWS IN THE WORLD OF WRESTLING, PRO WRESTLING TONIGHT, WITH YOUR HOST CHRIS HOWARD!!!!
The fake applause is played on the empty set and Chris looks into the camera.
Chris Howard: “Welcome to Pro Wrestling Tonight, we are coming off an exciting week, we will recap two very exciting shows from over the past week and one history making Super Card, and to start we will be breaking format a bit, I am joined by a man that competed twice last Tuesday night at EWA’s Retaliation, coming up a little short in his attempt to secure that EWA contract, please welcome this weeks guest XAVIER REID!!!!”
Cochise by Audioslave plays and Xavier Reid walks out onto the set wearing a pair of jeans and T-Shirt that reads Mexico=S**thole. The shirt is censored due to being on TV. Xavier takes a seat and Chris looks at the shirt with horror.
Chris Howard: “Are you serious Xavier, you know this is being broadcast in Mexico right?”
Xavier Reid: “What the BLEEP do I care, yeah I know it’s being shown in the BLEEP hole of a country.”
Chris Howard: “Your merchandise is still being sold in that country.”
Xavier Reid: “That’s Frankie Manning and the EWA’s problem now isn’t it?”
Chris Howard: “Speaking on that subject last week you lost your chance to gain permit employment within the EWA when you lost to Ronnie McNeil.”
Xavier Reid: “Lost? No, was screwed, I didn’t lose to Ronnie McNeil, Ronnie McNeil didn’t beat me, I was screwed yet again by another member of the EWA roster determined to keep me out so they can keep their job and their relevance within that company!”
Chris Howard: “Regardless of how it happened you let Retaliation without a contract and without the rights to your likeness, all and all it was a bad night X, add to that a failed attempt to win the EWA Underground Championship and it was just a bad night for you.”
Xavier Reid: “Lets face it, I figured I would somehow get screwed in that Contract/The Rights to My Likeness match, truth was I was counting on it. I figured Frankie Manning would go out and find someone unbeatable or add some late stipulation to the match.”
Chris Howard: “But he didn’t!”
Xavier Reid: “Please don’t give him credit, Frankie Manning didn’t think he needed to do anything but role Ronnie McNeil out there and I would be done, he gave McNeil too much credit! It’s Manning’s flaw, he can’t judge talent, a big flaw to have when you are a General Manager of a major wrestling promotion. You see to him guys like Ronnie McNeil are without a doubt signs, not for what they have done of late, no, it’s all based on their past results. Ronnie McNeil is a link to the past, Manning is trying to launch this company off the failed back of the CZW, sure he was a star there, but that was there, but look what I did to him last week, if it wasn’t for Mike King he’s be sharing a room with Buck Evans, another so called STAR in this company.”
Chris Howard: “I will say that many fans have been shocked at the lengths you will go to in order to prove a point, if it wasn’t for Mike King Ronnie McNeil would have been out of action for some time.”
Xavier Reid: “The fans were shocked? Well it shows you just how BLEEPing stupid they are. I sat there and told the world that whoever took that contract from Manning to face me would be out of this business for there afford. I told them that but still Ronnie McNeil took the match, why, who knows, maybe he thought I was an easy mark or just someone that he could roll through, but I told them what would happen and then I went out there at Retaliation and backed up every word. I took everything the great Ronnie McNeil had and at the end of the night it was me standing over his fallen body with that chair wrapped around his ankle. All Manning had to do was just walk his fat BLEEP to the ring and say he was sorry and hand me the contract, but we both knew that wasn’t going to happen so I was going to take the necessary steps that night, sure I had my back up plan but I wanted those stiffs in the back to know when I say something it’s BLEEPing set in stone. I said I would take the person Manning sent to the ring and that’s just what I was going to do. Ronnie McNeil wouldn’t have been a huge lose to this company but I was stopped. Mike King stuck his nose in my business and cost me that match, he handed Ronnie McNeil that win and took that contract from me.”
Chris Howard: “But like you said you had a back up plan, the Underground Championship Match.”
Xavier Reid: “Once again Manning showed the world just how stupid he was, I found that loop hole on the first night, a smart GM would have closed that but not Manning, no, that would take brains, I gave him too much credit myself, I was sure he was somehow going to BLEEP me out of the first match so I had this match targeted as my way to force the issue.”
Chris Howard: “But your temper got the better of you Xavier, you didn’t focus on winning the match, you let what Mike King did to you earlier in the night blind you and at the end of the match you were nowhere to be seen, busy fighting with Mike King and allowing Chris Johnson to retain the UG Title and now you sit here unemployed.”
Xavier Reid: “Well way to BLEEPing go, should we call you Albert BLEEPing Einstein, yeah the most talented guy at Retaliation is without aBLEEPing contract!”
Chris Howard: “You have been very outspoken tonight more or less blaming Mike King for your loss to Ronnie McNeil.”
Xavier Reid: “Did you not watch the BLEEPing match? Was it not the BLEEPer Mike King that ran out to the ring and hit me with that damn flag pole? Yeah I blame him for the BLEEPing loss.”
Chris Howard: “Well Mike King released at short clip via YouTube last night.”
Xavier Reid: “Yeah I saw that, what a BLEEPing joke that guy is, doesn’t say a BLEEPing word to me about anything while I’m there but the second I’m out the door he goes on BLEEPing YouTube to act like a BLEEPing tough guy. He acts like I BLEEPing insulted him by my actions down in Mexico.”
Chris Howard: “Well his heart is in that country, he loves those fans.”
Xavier Reid: “Touching, but I don’t give a BLEEP!!! It didn’t involve him!!!”
Chris Howard: “He still works in Mexico, he was standing up for their honor.”
Xavier Reid: “I’ll shed a tear for them, yeah I heard how my actions benefitted Mike King, he took over and got my sloppy seconds but here’s the thing, why the BLEEP is Mike King working dates down in Mexico?”
Chris Howard: “He’s paying tribute to those fans and the type of wrestling he loves.”
Xavier Reid: “Wrong! You see stars in this business are not allowed to freelance down in the Independent circuit. Companies don’t want to risk their stars getting hurt, you see this is how little the EWA thinks of Mike King, he will say he worked it in his contract and hell the EWA probably let him think that but no company is going to allow a true star to wrestle down there in that BLEEP hole of a country. Mike King isn’t a star, not in the EWA’s eyes, sure he had a little run of luck awhile back, but here in the EWA, he’s falling faster than Chris Johnson’s Q Score.”
Chris Howard: “Well if it wasn’t for Mike King wrestling in Mexico the EWA wouldn’t have found Lady Diva Gaga.”
Xavier Reid: “Oh Christ!”
Chris Howard: “Well go ahead, give us your thoughts on this, I know you are dying to question Mike King’s sexual preference.”
Xavier Reid: “No, that’s someone else, I’m not going to sit out here and call Mike King a BLEEP because he’s teaming with Lady Diva Gaga, no he’s not a BLEEP he’s a WHORE!!!!”
Chris Howard: “Excuse me?”
Xavier Reid: “I didn’t stutter, Mike King is a WHORE!!! This stunt with Gaga is a look at me moment, see he’s not getting it done in the ring anymore, he’s not the star he use to be, people are forgetting all about him with all the new blood that is coming into the EWA, so since he can’t win matches these days he pulls this BLEEP!!! He brings in Lady Diva Gaga and has the LOOK AT ME MOMENT he can’t get in the ring, teaming up with Gaga doesn’t make Mike King gay, it makes him a whore for the attention and the lime light! Without teaming up with Lady Diva Gaga nobody would have been talking about that clown, bring in this cross dresser and look what happened, everyone is talking about Mike King, not because he just had a classic match, not because he had just put on a Match of the Year performance, no, they are talking about this side show freak and if Mike King might be playing for the other team, is that what your career has come to Mike King? Being know for what you does outside the ring rather than what you are doing inside it?”
Chris Howard: “Well Mike King is still very popular in the EWA and in Mexico.”
Xavier Reid: “Well great for him, but once again he’s a WHORE, he’s WHORING it up with the wrestling fans, look at the facts, when he’s in the EWA he plays up being from Long Island, and is just like those EWA fan and then he rolls across the boarder and plays up that he’s a BLEEPing Lucha Libre at heart, could Mike King be a bigger WHORE?”
Chris Howard: “Well the fans love him, both in New York and in Mexico and to tell you the truth X he stepped right in your spot and bailed out Miguel Chavez and the Mexican Championship Wrestling promotion.”
Xavier Reid: “Boy they should give that man a metal, I mean he’s a BLEEPing hero isn’t he? Here is the facts, I was on and show to show contract with the Mexican Championship Wrestling promotion, the way that works is Miguel Chavez is to check with me before he promotes me at events, but Miguel thinks he’s a hard BLEEP and just does what he wants, he books who he wants and these wrestlers are just forced to go along with it because the have no options. Well I had options and I bailed, like anyone would have done, sure I was booked in their Main Event, but oh well, it happens all the time at that level, the problem is Miguel Chavez thinks he’s still a major promotion, he thinks he’s still back in the 80’s where he and his company is relevant, truth is anyone that has any talent on that roster is looking to get out because they know that the Mexican Championship Wrestling is a dead end street. Miguel in one generation killed everything his father and grandfather created because he needed to have the spotlight, he killed that company and doesn’t get it’s know a second rate organization. That anyone with talent uses it as a stepping stone to something better, JUST LIKE I DID!!!”
Chris Howard: “Well Mike King doesn’t think it’s a dead in, he has stepped right into the void you created down there.”
Xavier Reid: “That’s because Mike King is a cheap knock of yours truly, he’s my glorified UNDERSTUDY!!!! Ready to step in when the star isn’t available.”
Chris Howard: “Well Mike King is succeeding down in Mexico and in the EWA and took great offense to what you have done the past few months.”
Xavier Reid: “Well he can have my sloppy seconds, and act all tough behind the screen of YouTube. He said he needed to make his point, no, he knew damn well if I got that contract he would become irrelevant there in the EWA, so like a BLEEP he came down and got into my business and now sits there and acts tough when he knows damn well I can’t do anything about it, I don’t have a EWA contract, I’m on the outside looking in so Mike King now has the courage to speak his mind about me when he knows he will never have to come face to face with me, look at what I did to Ronnie McNeil, the man that took his last title off of him, I dominated Ronnie, something Mike King could never do, but yet he wonders why I get more air time than him, it’s simple Mikey, I’m just simply better than you in every aspect! So continue to sit behind the monitor and run your YouTube clips and take the credit for costing me my contact and thank god I’m not in the EWA.”
Chris Howard: “So the door to the EWA is now closed, but I have a feeling this war of words with Mike King will continue, but what is next for Xavier Reid, you killed any hopes of heading back to Mexico, are you booked anywhere?”
Xavier Reid: “I have some things in line, but I’m not going to promote them here, no, I have no plans to head back down across the board, Mexico has seen the last of Xavier Reid. You can mark my words, XAVIER REID WILL NEVER WRESTLE IN MEXICO EVER AGAIN!!! But trust me, Miguel Chavez would take me back with open arms and I wouldn’t be surprised if I don’t have a voice mail from him when I get back to the locker room.”
Chris Howard: “Well I doubt that, we are out of time, any last words Xavier?”
Xavier Reid: “Yeah, Mike King, BLEEP You pal, enjoy being a second rate Xavier Reid!”
Chris Howard: “We will be back!”
-The camera fades out as Xavier stands up and drops the mic.-
Chris Howard: “You really are delusional you know that right?”
Xavier Reid: “Whatever man, you just landed the highest ratings this piece of shit show has seen in some time, your welcome!”
Chris Howard: “And you wonder why you have a hard time landing a job.”
Xavier Reid: “Yeah, because I give a shit about what you think you’re your opinion, you’re a fucking fan with a camera, and you knew I would be a great guest for this show, you didn’t call Mike King, you didn’t call Ronnie McNeil, you called Xavier Reid, don’t forget that pal, now where’s my check, I have places to be!”
-Chris hands Xavier a check and X walks off the stage.-
Chris Howard: “DICK!”
Xavier Reid: “You know it, don’t forget it!”
FADE OUT
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