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Pissing off the wrong mother fucker
ThatWackyRudoDate: Sunday, 2011/06/26, 8:32 PM | Message # 1
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Group: EWA Roster
Messages: 50
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(Mike King is shown sitting in front of his computer with hair covering his eye-liner covered face.)

Mike King: So my last youtube video got some people mad. My last youtube video got people annoyed with comments I made. Some people think that because my friend, my ally, my tag team partner is a cross-dresser. Don't make me laugh. You got some people in the locker room thinking that because I had this promo saying I am not gay that it was about them. It was not about you, don't flatter yourself. It was about stupid fans. Stupid fans that think they are so smart when they really are not. These people crapped on me for bringing in La Diva Gaga and called us the new "Too Much." Let's see what some of these idiots said about us.

(King pulls out a paper.)

King: Let's see Steve said "How can you let La Diva Gaga be your tag team partner? Why not team with Ryan Shane, Brian Kirkland or even Tim Timmons?" And to that I say that I am in a new place and Gaga while being unconventional, is a damn good wrestler. I've seen him in Mexico while training between my EWA stints and he is damn good. He's got the American power moves mixed with lucha libre down. His style is the most unique I have ever seen and I am glad to have him as my associate. So fuck you Steve.

Now we have Casey. Casey says "You two fags deserve eachother. You wanna be Jack Sparrow butt-pirate and La Diva Gaga is a gay guy wearing a dress, a wig and passing himself off as a Lady Gaga impersonator. Casey, Casey, Casey... You just don't get it. I may want to be Captain Jack Sparrow but who doesn't? Now La Diva Gaga, I am not sure if he is gay or not and I don't care. He is my tag team partner, we just fight for pride and money. If we play mind games that people think we are gay or bisexual or just plain weird so be it. I admit it, the forgotten, the underground is weird. The forgotten is the freakshow of the EWA and I am damn proud of it.


(King puts down the paper.)

King: Now just are ignorant are people like Chris Johnson who called me "emo" well fuck you. I was pissed off not at you, you self-centered, self-absorbed, mainstream prick. You know there's people like you in Arizona on the east valley in Scottsdale and Fountain Hills. I may wear eyeliner like a member of an emo band, I may wear trenchcoats over my torn-up ring attire like a common hobo but I am not stupid. What I do is a calculated assault from the minute I get into the arena, to the minute I leave. This was seen with Xavier Reid who I am glad that I took him out of EWA.

(King grins and moves strands of hair from his face.)

King: See I've known Xavier Reid off and on for some years now. We both were in CZW, the unofficial parent federation of EWA several years ago. Then he left after having no success there and did his own thing for several years which is all well and good. However, I lost all respect for that man back in January. He was suppose to wrestle in Mexico. And he never did. I talked to a few friends I have because in Mexico it is common to promote people will be there when they never agreed and much to my surprise, he was booked and agreed to show up. Instead I got that slot and I put my notice in at EWA so I could tour and learn in Mexico.

Now Reid, I benefited out of your mistake of screwing the Mexican lucha libre fans but I had to make a point. Then when I see you get tv time while I do not pissed me off. You were not even contracted to EWA and you got more time than me? You are nothing but a leach and you fucked on me, so I took care of you like the piece of trash you are. Adios mother fucker.


(King flips the camera off as the scene ends.)


Message edited by ThatWackyRudo - Sunday, 2011/06/26, 8:32 PM
 
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