| SNA | Date: Sunday, 2011/06/19, 1:10 PM | Message # 1 |
 Curtain Jerker
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| (I didn't write this match. It's taken from the CEW archives.)
-The shot cuts back to the ring.....TECHIES ARE STRING BARBED WIRE AROUND THE RING AND REMOVING TURNBUCKLE PADS AND PUTTING BARBED WIRE BOARDS...THE CEW TITLE HANGS FROM THE ROOF....-
Tim: Folks...WE ARE HERE!!!!!!! This is a match unlike anyother...there are no rules...this match cannot be stopped the only way to win the match is to be the first person to reach the floor with the world title belt in your hands.....
Bowar: Damn man...this ring...it's normally padded ropes and cushioned turnbuckles...but.....right now it's all barbs and metal...it's a Goddamn death trap....
Tim: Man let's give it the respect it's due....this is frightening...this set up in the ring is built to tear flesh to rip open closed wounds...to hurt and maim and take DECADES off of careers all in one night. This match is a deadly deadly match based soley on it's set up.....
Bowar: But then you got these two guys in it....you got SNA who has never shown a shred of sympathy in his entire career....and he's in there with a man who hasn't ever even shown HIMSELF any sympathy....these two guys are just as scary as the fucking ring set up....
Tim: Ain't that the truth....SNA put D'z knee out ON PURPOSE last month...and the things we've seen Buzzsaw do in his career...IN THIS MATCH...it's almost unspeakable...we've seen Kon stab him in the shoulder...we've seen him torn to shreds and keep coming....these two men are...well...if they both don't end up in the hospital tonite...I am going to be damn..DAMN surprised.....
Bowar: Oh they are both going to the hospital...that's a given....just weather it's to intensive care or the morgue...that is all that is up in the air on that one.....
Tim: Folks...this is for the richest prize in the game and more then that it's for the honor of a man who Buzzsaw built up....and SNA destroyed. You know as well as I do this all comes down to Descendent and what Buzzsaw did last month.....
Bowar: It's gonna be sick Tim.
Tim: It really is....let's go to the ring......the stay of execution...is over.
-The shot cuts to Molly standing on the ringsteps outside the barb wire filled ring....She has on a tight gold sequin dress...the fans are ready for this...an eerie calm before the storm.-
Molly: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS THE STAIR WAY TO HELL BOUT FOR THE CEW WORLD HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP....THIS MATCH HAS NO TIME LIMIT, AND WILL ONLY BE WON, WHEN ONE MAN REACHES THE FLOOR WITH THE TITLE BELT. INTRODUCING FIRST THE CHALLENGER...HE IS A FORMER TWO TIME CEW CHAMPION...THIS IS SHOWTIME NICK ALEXANDER!!!!!!
-THE HEAT ON SNA IS HUGE AS HE COMES OUT 'PARABOLA' PLAYING IN THE BACK GROUND....HIS EYES ARE FOCUSED RIGHT ON THE RING....THEN SLOWLY UP TO THE TITLE...HE WALKS TO THE RING OBLIVIOUS TO THE HEAT ON HIM...HE CAREFULLY MAKES HIS WAY INTO THE RING AND STANDS IN THE CENTER....LOOKING WITH GLAZED EYES AT THE CEW TITLE BELT!!!-
Molly: HIS OPPONENT....THE CEW'S REIGNING WORLD CHAMPION AND FORMER 7 TIME HARDCORE CHAMPION...THE CEW HARDCORE ICON....BUZZSAW!!!!!!
-THE POP IS OFF THE CHARTS AS BUZZSAW COMES OUT...HE'S LARGER THEN LIFE AND HAS A SADISTIC SMILE ON HIS FACE...HE SLAMS HIS FIST INTO HIS HUGE PALM A FEW TIMES AND STARTS TO WALK TO THE RING...THE FANS ARE ROARING AS 'DEAD BODIES EVERYWHERE' PLAYS....HE TAKES THE STEPS TO THE RING AND CAREFULLY STEPS THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE ROPES...WALKING OUT TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND GOING FACE...TO FACE...WITH SNA!!!!-
DING DING DING
Tim: SNA and Buzzsaw here standing face to face....and neither man saying a thing...eye to eye here...and this is a little bit of looking into the other man and looking for that soul you are about to destroy both these men know how to get down and dirty and it won't be hard in this ring.....
-THE FANS ARE HUSHED.-
Bowar: SNA starting to talk here....you know that man is like Hannibal Lector when he gets going.....
Tim: Couldn't have put it better...he'll get in your head.....BUZZSAW SHOVES SNA BACK....SNA NEARING THOSE BARBED WIRE ROPES JUST OFF THAT SHOVE!!!!!! SNA looking back at Buzzsaw...and Buzzsaw showing that incredible strength shoving SNA half way across the ring!!!!!!
Bowar: AND SNA STORMING RIGHT BACK TO BUZZSAW...AND THEY LOCK UP!!!!!!! SNA KNOWS HIS BIGGEST ADVANTAGE OVER BUZZSAW IS HIS TECHINICAL SKILLS...HE WANTS TO GET RIGHT INTO THAT KIND OF WRESLTING!!!!!!
Tim: BUT LOOK AT BUZZSAW...BUZZSAW SPRAWLING OUT AS SNA SHOOTS FOR A SINGLE LEG...BUZZSAW DROPS TO ONE KNEE....SNA'S HEAD AND SHOULDERS SLAMMED DOWN WITH HIM...BUZZSAW STARTS SLAMMING DOWN HUGE FORARMS INTO SNA'S LOWER BACK!!!!!!!!
-THE FANS LOVE IT!!!!!!!!-
Bowar: Buzzsaw clearly has the strength and power advantage here....SNA cannot try and brawl with this guy...and he can't just sit and take shots....SNA now being pulled up to his feet as Buzzsaw rises....AND BUZZSAW NOT FUCKING AROUND AT ALL HERE!!!!!
Tim: BUZZSAW LIFTING SNA UP ONTO HIS SHOULDER....SNA'S HEAD OUT IN FRONT...AND BUZZSAW WALKING WITH SNA OVER HIS SHOULDER TO THE ROPES.....BUZZSAW'S GOING TO DROP HIM RIGHT ON THE BARBED WIRE.....
Bowar: NO HE ISN'T...SNA SLIPS OFF...AND SHOVES BUZZSAW FROM BEHIND INTO THE BARBS......
-THE FANS GASP!!!!!-
Tim: NO BUZZSAW MANAGES TO STOP JUST SHORT OF THEM!!!!!!!! BUZZSAW CATCHES HIS BALANCE...TURNS...AND SNA....SHOOTS A CRESENT KICK UP INTO HIS THROAT...BUZZSAW REELS BACK...DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO THOSE ROPES.........
Bowar: SNA GETTING A LITTLE RUNNING ROOM....BUZZSAW STUMBLING TO GAIN HIS BALANCE....SNA SHOOTS IN....SNA TRIES A SPLASH...AND BUZZSAW LIKE A BULL FIGHTER MOVES CLEAR AND SNA...SPLASHES CHEST FIRST INTO THE ROPES!!!!!!!!
-THE FANS FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!!!-
Tim: OOOOOH MAN...AND SNA SLAMS BACK INTO THE RING FLAT ON HIS BACK JERKING HIS BODY VIOLENTLY OFF THAT BARBED WIRE.....SNA did not plan that....Buzzsaw showing a little cat and mouse there.....good mental wrestling on Buzzsaw's part......
Bowar: Man you know what else is fucked up about this match...they put those ladders outside the ring....MAN SOME ONE HAS TO GET OUT OF THE RING...GET TO ONE OF THOSE STACKS OF LADDERS AT RINGSIDE...THROW IT IN AND THEN GET BACK INTO THE RING...this match is not for a sane person.....
Tim: No one accused either of these two with being sane....SNA trying to get back up...AND BUZZSAW SHOOTS IN AT HIM...WITH A RUNNING KNEE RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF SNA'S HEAD AS HE TRIED TO GET UP ON ALL FOURS!!!!!!!!
Bowar: SNA SENT ROLLING OFF THAT HOLDING HIS EAR...BUZZSAW COULD HAVE POPPED HIS EAR DRUM WITH THAT IMPACT!!!!!!
Tim: AND SNA NOT KNOWING WHERE HE IS IN THE RING...ROLLS BACK FIRST INTO THAT BOTTOM BARBED WIRE ROPE!!!!!!!!!
-THE FANS LOVE IT!!!!!!-
Bowar: SNA SCREAMING IN PAIN...AND BUZZSAW RIGHT ON HIM...A BOOT ON SNA'S THROAT AND NOW DEFTLY GRABBING BETWEENT HE BARBS OF THE TOP ROPE...AND PULLING IN ON THEM AND USING ALL KINDS OF LEVERAGE TO CHOKE SNA AND TORTURE HIM ON THE BARBS BEHIND HIS BACK!!!!!!!!
-THE FANS LOVE IT!!!!!!-
Tim: Goddamn....
Bowar: Buzzsaw came here to cause pain tonite!!!!!!!
Tim: He sure did...he is here to pay back SNA for what he did to Descendent...he is here to spread a little pain of his own and remind SNA no matter how much he wants to call himself a God...that he still feels pain just like a mortal man!!!!!
Bowar: Buzzsaw pulling SNA up by the head here.....SNA's back is a bloody mess already into this match...AND BUZZSAW LIFTING SNA UP ONTO HIS SHOULDER AGAIN...THIS TIME WITH SNA'S LEGS POINTING THE SAME DIRECTION AS BUZZSAW'S HEAD.....
Tim: OH MAN....OH NO.....
-THE FANS POP!!!!!!-
Bowar: BUZZSAW TURNING HIS BODY TO FACE INTO ONE OF THOSE CORNERS...THE PADS TAKEN OUT AND BARB WIRE WRAPPED BOARDS PUT IN IN PLACE....HE'S GOING TO SMASH SNA'S BODY INTO THAT CORNER......BUZZSAW GETTING A RUN......
Tim: SNA FRANTICALLY TRYING TO GET ACROSS BUZZSAW'S BACK.....BUZZSAW LEAPS...AND SNA SHOOTS OVER HIM...BUZZSAW SLAMS IN SHOULDER FIRST SNAPPING THAT BARB WIRE WRAPPED BOARD IN FUCKING HALF!!!!!!!!!
-THE FANS DON'T LIKE THAT BUT CHANT: CEW CEW CEW CEW CEW CEW!!!!!!-
Bowar: SNA BARELY ESCAPED THAT BATTERING RAM STYLE SPEAR INTO THE CORNER....SNA SLIPPED OVER BUZZSAW'S BACK IN THE NICK OF TIME SENDING BUZZSAW SPLINTERING RIGHT THROUGH THAT BOARD SHOULDER FIRST!!!!!!!
Tim: Man oh man...AND LOOK AT THIS...SNA GRABBING ONE HALF OF THAT SMASHED BOARD...AND....SNA...PLANTING IT RIGHT INTO BUZZSAW'S SHOULDERS...ONE HAND ON EITHER SIDE OF IT...AND...OH MY GOD...HE JUST GRATES IT DOWN THE FLESH ON BUZZSAW'S BACK!!!!!!!!!
-THE FANS JUST HOWL IN GROSS DISGUST!!!!!!!-
Bowar: OH MAN....OH MAN...BUZZSAW SHOOTS TO HIS FEET IN PAIN.....THE PAIN CAUSING A SURGE OF ADRENILINE IN BUZZSAW...HE'S STAGGERING ACROSS THE RING TOWARDS US....and SNA....SNA getting some room....
Tim: SNA SPRINTING UP BEHIND BUZZSAW...HE LEAPS....CATCHING BUZZSAW'S HEAD IN THE AIR...SNA CLEARS THE TOP ROPE...AND HOLDING BUZZSAW'S HEAD IN HIS HANDS...SLAMS HIM THROAT FIRST DOWN ON THE TOP BARBED WIRE ROPE!!!!!!!!!
-THE FANS ARE ALL HEAT AS BUZZSAW SLAMS STRAIT BACK ON HIS ASS HOLDING HIS THROAT!!!!!!!-
Bowar: SNA is outside the ring now...and Buzzsaw is down inside it...AND SNA GOING RIGHT FOR THOSE LADDERS!!!!!!! This match is about to get even more dangerous!!!!!!!!
Tim: SNA SLIDING A LADDER INTO THE RING....AND OH MAN...ANOTHER ONE...AND ANOTHER ONE...THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE PRETTY!!!!!!!
Bowar: Oh no not by a long shot...SNA rolling into the ring.....and Buzzsaw trying to get up....SNA going right to a ladder....SNA HOLDING THE LADDER IN BOTH HANDS SIDE WAYS IN FRONT OF HIM.....Buzzsaw trying to push his way up to his feet.....
Tim: AND SNA SLAMS THE LADDER DOWN RIGHT INTO HIS SPINE!!!!!!!!! Buzzsaw slumps to all fours...SNA SPINNING THE LADDER AROUND...AND DRIVING THE TOP STEP DOWN INTO BUZZSAW'S BACK...AGAIN..AND AGAIN!!!!!!! Buzzsaw dropping to his gut in the ring....
Bowar: SNA now dropping that ladder on Buzzsaw back from head to toe....SNA TURNING...AND....SNA WITH A LEAPING SENTON RIGHT ONTO THE LADDER AND RIGHT ONTO BUZZSAW UNDER IT!!!!!!!!!
-THE FANS ARE PISSED!!!!!!-
Tim: That move took something out of SNA as well....you can see him getting up slowly holding his back with one hand...and...flipping off the fans with another...SNA folks a fucking class act.....AND SNA IS GOING FOR ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE LADDERS....AND HE'S PULLING IT UP!!!!!!!!
Bowar: SNA is going for the win here man.....SNA IS GOING FOR THE WORLD TITLE...AND BUZZSAW IS A BLOODY MESS LAYING UNDER THAT LADDER OVER THERE....SNA sets the ladder up....AND HE STARTS TO CLIMB IT!!!!!!
-THE FANS ARE PISSED!!!!!!-
Tim: SNA CLIMBING UP THE LADDER...AND....BUZZSAW TRYING TO GET UP...SNA WATCHING HIM....STARTS TO CLIMB FASTER....SNA IS THERE....SNA...SWIPES AND HITS THE BELT......
Bowar: HE HAS IT...HE....
Tim: BUZZSAW BARRELS FORWARD NOT EVEN GETTING TO HIS FEET CRASHING HEAD FIRST INTO THE LADDER AND SENDING IT TOPPLING OVER....SNA....SPILLING OFF THE LADDER...AND LANDING GUT FIRST ON THE BARBED WIRE!!!!!!!!!
-THE FANS FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!!-
Bowar: SNA HANGING OVER THAT BARBED WIRE AND YOU CAN SEE THE PAIN IN HIS FACE...AND....BUZZSAW...BUZZSAW SNAPPING THAT LADDER THAT SNA WAS JUST CLIMBING SHUT...AND....SLAMMING IT DOWN ON SNA'S BACK SMASHING HIM DOWN ONTO THOSE BARBED WIRE ROPES!!!!!!!!!!
Tim: SNA JUST SAGGING OVER THE ROPES...AND BUZZSAW SETTING UP THE LADDER...BUT NOT UNDER THE TITLE...HE'S SETTING IT UP RIGHT BEHIND SNA...WHAT.....WHAT IS BUZZSAW DOING HERE......
Bowar: BUZZSAW CLIMBING UP THAT LADDER....SNA HANGING OVER THE BARBED WIRE HIS HEAD OVER THE FLOOR HIS ASS IN THE RING...AND BUZZSAW LEAPS OFF THE LADDER OVER THE TOP ROPE...CATCHING SNA'S HEAD INTO THE GODDAMNDEST BULLDOG HEAD LOCK EVER!!!!!!!!
-THE FANS POP FUCKING HUGE!!!!!!!-
Tim: BUZZSAW JUST GRATED SNA'S BODY ACROSS THAT TOP ROPE AND BULLDOGGED HIM TO THE FLOOR ON THE AISLE SIDE OF THE RING!!!!!!!! MY GOD...HE COULD HAVE FUCKING KILLED HIM WITH A MOVE LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!
Bowar: Do you think Buzzsaw cares?!? FUCK NO...WHEN THAT BELL SOUNDS....BUZZSAW IS A WHOLE DIFFERENT PERSON...HE'S NOT A GUY TELLING MADDOG TO STAY IN SCHOOL...HE'S NOT A DIGNIFIED WORLD CHAMPION HE'S A GODDAMN ANIMAL!!!!!!!!!
Tim: Buzzsaw back up to his feet here...AND MY GOD....BUZZSAW COULD WIN THIS THING RIGHT NOW...BUT HE'S GOING AFTER SNA INSTEAD....JERKING HIM UP TO HIS FEET...WHIPPING HIM AROUND AND FLINGING SNA'S RAG DOLL LIKE BODY RIGHT INTO THE GAURD RAIL!!!!!!!!
-THE FANS LOVE IT!!!!!-
Bowar: AND LOOK AT BUZZSAW NOW....HE GRABS A LADDER...HOLDS IT OUT ACROSS HIS CHEST....AND TAKES OFF AT SNA....FLYING SPLASH HOLDING THAT LADDER.....
Tim: SNA KICKS HIS FEET UP AND SMASHES THEM RIGHT INTO THE LADDERS ENDING BUZZSAW REELING BACK STILL HOLDING THE LADDER......
Bowar: AND SNA SHOOTS OFF THE GAURD RAIL WITH A HUGE SUPER KICK RIGHT INTO THE LADDER SMASHING IT RIGHT INTO BUZZSAW'S FUCKING FACE!!!!!!!!
-THE FANS DON'T LIKE THAT!!!!!!-
Tim: AND DOWN GOES BUZZSAW!!!!!!!!! SNA KICKING THAT LADDER RIGHT INTO BUZZSAW'S FACE AND PUTTING HIM ON THAT MAT......
Bowar: Aw jeez and as if Buzzsaw wasn't losing enough blood....that shot just cut his head open....BUZZSAW IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN!!!!!!!!
Tim: AND LOOK AT SNA...LIKE A SHARK HE SMELLS THAT BLOOD DROPPING RIGHT ONTO BUZZSAW IN A MOUNT POSITION AND THROWING SHOT AFTER SHOT AFTER SHOT RIGHT INTO THAT WOUND ON BUZZSAW'S HEAD!!!!!!!! SNA TRYING TO REALLY OPEN HIM UP HERE.....
-THE FANS ARE ALL OVER SNA!!!!!-
Bowar: SNA rising back up to his feet....AND SPITTING ON A FAN AT RINGSIDE!!!!!!! MY GOD SNA HAS FUCKING LOST IT!!!!!!
Tim: JUST LIKE BUZZSAW....IN THIS RING....IN THIS MATCH...HE'S AN ANIMAL!!!!!! Buzzsaw...some how trying to get up behind SNA...SNA SPINS...AND WHAM!!!!!!! A SHARP KICK RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF BUZZSAW'S HEAD!!!!!!!!!
Bowar: Buzzsaw shoots back to his knees in pain....AND SNA WITH A SICK SMILE ON HIS FACE...SLAPS THE WORLD CHAMPION WITH A RIGHT HANDED BITCH SLAP!!!!!!! Man oh man.....this is getting ugly!!!!!!!!!
-THE FANS ARE ALL HEAT!!!!!-
Tim: SNA PAINT BRUSHING BUZZSAW'S FACE HERE.....SHOT AFTER SHOT...AND MAN LOOK AT ALL THE CUTS ON SNA....HE'S AS BLOODY AS BUZZSAW IS...THIS...THIS MATCH IS GOING TO KILL SOME ONE ....I ....I JUST FEAR IT WILL.....
Bowar: SNA SLAPPING BUZZSAW AGAIN JUST MOCKING THE HARDCORE CHAMP WITH THESE SLAPS AND BITCH SLAPS...AND BUZZSAW SUDDENLY LUNGES AT SNA....SNA CATCHES HIS HEAD IN A FRONT FACE LOCK....
Tim: SNA HOLDING BUZZSAW...BUZZSAW HAS USED A LOT OF STRENGTH IN THIS MATCH...AND SNA WITH BLOOD ALL OVER HIS MOUTH MANAGES TO HOLD ON....BUT..WAIT...BUZZSAW DROPS TO A KNEE...AND PUNCHES SNA RIGHT IN THE GROIN!!!!!!!!!
-THE FANS FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!!-
Bowar: SNA STUMBLES BACK...AND BUZZSAW NOT RELENTING GRABS HIM BY BOTH LEGS...AND SPINE BUSTER ON THE CHALLENGER RIGHT TO THE CEMENT FLOOR IN THE AISLE!!!!!!!! GODDAMN BUZZSAW NOT AFRAID TO TAKE THIS FIGHT RIGHT INTO THE GUTTER!!!!!!!
Tim: I don't like that kind of thing myself....but this is kill or be killed...and Buzzsaw is doing what he has to do.....Buzzsaw pulling himself back up....SNA on the mat in pain I don't even want to think about...and BUZZSAW IS NOT RELENTING...BUZZSAW ABOUT TO MAKE THIS A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT WORSE!!!!!!!
-THE FANS POP HUGE JUST AT THE SET UP!!!!-
Bowar: BUZZSAW GRABBING SNA'S LEGS...AND PULLING THEM UP UNDER HIS ARMS...OH MAN...OH MAN....
Tim: BUZZSAW SLAMS BACK ON HIS ASS....PROPELLING SNA STRAIT UP AND CATAPULTING HIM RIGHT INTO THE BARBED WIRE ROPES FACE FIRST!!!!!!!!!!
-THE FANS EXPLODE!!!!!-
Bowar: SNA FALLS ON THE MAT HOLDING HIS NOW CUT UP FACE IN PAIN!!!!!!! Buzzsaw getting up slow here...and SNA up on his knees...his head on the mat his hands on his head...his blood everywhere....AND BUZZSAW RISES UP BEHIND SNA LIKE A GODDAMN MOUNTAIN!!!!!!
Tim: BUZZSAW GRABS SNA BY THE HAIR AND JERKS HIM AROUND.....BUZZSAW GIVING THE SIGN!!!!!!!!! BUZZSAW IS GOING FOR THE BUZZKILLER RIGHT HERE ON THE FLOOR....HE JERKS SNA INTO THE SET UP...DOUBLE UNDER HOOK.....
Bowar: NO SNA SLIPS LOOSE....
Tim: SNA DROPS TO A KNEE....AND FIRES UP A LOW BLOW OF HIS OWN!!!!!!!!
-THE FANS ARE TOTAL HEAT!!!!!!-
Bowar: THAT WAS PAY BACK!!!!!! BUZZSAW WENT LOW FIRST!!!!!!!
Tim: He did...and SNA now pulling his bloody...aching ass up...my God...what is it about that title that drives men to do this to themselves.....SNA pulling himself up...and....PULLING UP THE RING APRON....WHAT...WHAT THE FUCK IS SNA THINKING HERE.....OH MY GOD!!!!!!
-THE FANS ARE IN SHOCK!!!-
Bowar: A TABLE!!!!!!! SNA IS PULLING OUT A FUCKING TABLE...THIS...THIS THING JUST WON'T QUIT GETTING WORSE....SNA HAS A TABLE...AND HE'S SETTING UP........BUZZSAW TRYING TO PULL HIMSELF UP ON THE GAURD RAIL.....
Tim: SNA setting up that ladder and we are seeing right here...that SNA has better recooperative powers then Buzzsaw.....SNA with that table set up....and Buzzsaw nearly up to his feet....SNA ignoring him...AND...SNA GETTING ONE OF THOSE LADDERS ON THE OUTSIDE....OH MAN...WHAT IS THIS SICK SON OF A BITCH THINKING?!?!?
-THE FANS GETTING BEHIND THE CHAMP!!!!!-
Bowar: I DON'T KNOW BUT HE HAS THAT LADDER SET UP FACING THE SIDE OF THE TABLE...AND...AND NOW HE'S GOING TO BUZZSAW....GRABBING HIM BY THE HAIR AND GUIDING HIM OVER TO THE SIDE OF THE RING HE HAS IT ALL SET UP ON....
Tim: OH MAN...OH MAN...SNA STEPPING AROUND THE LADDER...BUZZSAW JUST MAY BE CLOSE TO OUT ON HIS FEET HERE....SNA STEPPING UP THE LADDER...AND PULLING BUZZSAW UP THE OTHER SIDE OF IT...SNA AND BUZZSAW UP OVER THE TOP OF THAT TABLE...WHAT...WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN HERE?!?
-THE FANS ARE GOING NUTS!!!!!!-
Bowar: SNA...SNA STANDING ON THE TOP OF THE LADDER...REACHES OVER....HOOKS THE LIMP BUZZSAW UP....OH MY GOD....FOR AN INFINITE JUSTICE OFF THE LADDER THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!
Tim: HE CAN'T BE SERIOUS...HE....SNA SNAPS BACK.....AND BUZZSAW HOLDS ON!!!!!!!!!! BUZZSAW GRABS THE LADDER WITH ONE HAND AND SHOVES SNA IN THE CHEST WITH THE OTHER PLANTING HIM RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!
-THE FANS FUCKING EXPLODE!!!!!!!-
Bowar: OH.....MY....GOD!!!!!!!!!
Tim: And Buzzsaw.....Buzzsaw just slumping down the steps of that ladder....Buzzsaw has taken some nasty shots in this matach....his head is busted open...his shoulder that went through that board could very well be dislocated and Buzzsaw is rolling back into the ring!!!!!!!!!!
-THE FANS ARE COMING TO THEIR FEET!!!!-
Bowar: BUZZSAW ALL ALONE IN THE RING...SNA STILL IN THE WRECKAGE OF THAT TABLE....BUZZSAW.....IN THE RING AND STANDING UP...AND HE IS BRINGING A LADDER UP WITH HIM!!!!!!!!
-THE FANS LOVE IT!!!!!-
Tim: BUZZSAW SETTING UP THAT LADDER...HIS HAIR WET WITH BLOOD AND SWEAT AND YOU CAN SEE THERE IS NOT MUCH LEFT IN HIM....BUZZSAW IS SETTING UP THAT LADDER AND HE IS GOING UPSTAIRS AFTER THE CEW WORLD TITLE!!!!!!!!!
-THE FANS ARE GOING NUTS!!!!!!-
Bowar: HE'S ALMOST THERE...HE'S ALMOST THERE......BUZZSAW PULLING HIMSELF UP.....
Tim: BUZZSAW IS INCHES...MAYBE ONE LADDER RUNG AWAY....HE....HE MAKES THAT STEP.......
-THE ARENA IS INSTANT HEAT!!!!!-
Bowar: IT'S SNA...SNA IS IN THE RING....BUZZSAW TRYING TO GET THE BELT...AND SNA....LOOKING BATTERED YET INVINCIBLE...HAS A STEEL CHAIR...HE SWINGS AND NAILS BUZZSAW IN THE BACK WITH IT!!!!!!! BUZZSAW SAGS....SLUMPS DOWN THE LADDER...BUT HANGS ON......
Tim: AND SNA GOING RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF THE LADDER......USES ALL HIS STRENGTH TO SHOVE THE LADDER OVER AND BUZZSAW AND THE LADDER SLAM TO THE MAT IN A CRASH!!!!!!
-THE FANS ARE NOT LIKING THIS!!!!!-
Bowar: SNA coming over to Buzzsaw....AND PULLING HIM UP BY THE HAIR!!!!!!! SNA SHOWING JUST HOW DEEP HIS RESERVES GO.....AND...BUZZSAW SLAPPING SNA'S HANDS OFF HIM!!!!!!
Tim: BUZZSAW GRABS SNA'S HEAD...AND NAILS A JAW JACKER!!!!!!! SNA SHOOTS UP...SLAMS BACK FIRST INTO THE BARBED WIRE...AND DROPS FLAT ON HIS FUCKING FACE!!!!!!!!!
-THE FANS LOVE IT!!!!!!-
Bowar: SNA AND BUZZSAW ARE BOTH DOWN!!!!!!!! BUZZSAW HAS BROUGHT THE PAIN THIS WHOLE MATCH...AND SNA...THE INVINCIBLE SNA NEVER GIVING UP!!!!!!! HE JUST KEEPS COMING!!!!!!!!
Tim: Well neither man doing much of anything right now...both men are down....Buzzsaw collapsed in a heap after that jaw jacker...and SNA is still laying flat on his face....this...this is a damn ugly situation.......
Bowar: AND NO ONE CAN DO ANYTHING...THIS MATCH CAN'T BE STOPPED....THERE HAS TO BE A WINNER!!!!!!
Tim: Hey....HEY....BUZZSAW AND SNA...BOTH...BOTH MOVING HERE....AND BOTH OF THEM...CRAWLING TO SEPERATE LADDERS!!!!!! I don't think these two are even thinking about the othe rman in the ring all they are thinking about is getting to those world title belts.......
-THE FANS ARE ON THEIR FEET!!!!-
Bowar: SNA SETTING UP A LADDER.....
Tim: BUZZSAW STANDING THE ONE HE JUST TRIED ON BACK UP...THE TWO LADDERS SIDE BY SIDE...AND NEITHER SNA OR BUZZSAW IS PAYING ATTENTION TO THE OTHER...BOTH WITH ONE GOAL IN MIND...BE THE FIRST MAN TO GET THAT TITLE!!!!!!!!!
Bowar: BUZZSAW AND SNA BOTH GOING UP.....SIDE BY SIDE.....AND...BOTH...REACHING...THAT....TOP....OF THE LADDER....BOTH REACHING...AND...BOTH SUDDENLY START BRAWLING ON THE LADDERS!!!!!!!!!!
-THE FANS BLOW UP!!!!!-
Tim: SNA AND BUZZSAW PUNCHING IT OUT HERE......SNA STARTING TO FAIL.....SNA STARTING TO SLUMP.....BUZZSAW....BUZZSAW SHOVES SNA'S LADDER......TIPPING IT OVER THE HARD WAY...SNA'S LADDER FALLING STRAIT AT THE BARBED WIRE ROPES......SNA GOING FOR THE RIDE...THE LADDER IMPACTS...AND SNA HOLDS ON!!!!!!!!!
-THE FANS ARE POPPING!!!!!-
Bowar: THOSE BARBED WIRE ROPES BOUNCING THE LADDER BACK A BIT...AND...SNA WHO HELD ON...LEAPS OFF.....AND MANAGES A FUCKING FLYING SUPER KICK OFF HIS LADDER...RIGHT INTO THE CHEST OF BUZZSAW AS HE REACHED UP FOR THE TITLE!!!!!!!!! BUZZSAW SAILS OFF THE LADDER AND LANDS BACK FIRST ARMS OUT ON THE BARBED WIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!
-THE FANS ARE NOT HAPPY WITH THAT!!!!!!-
Tim: SNA DOWN ON THE MAT A BLOODY MESS...WHAT A SUPER KICK....WHAT A FUCKING LEAP....SNA SHOWING THAT SUPREME PHYSICAL ABILITY.....AND BUZZSAW JUST SAGGING OVER THE TOP ROPE.......THIS...THIS IS A MATCH NO ONE IS GOING TO WIN!!!!!!!
Bowar: BULLSHIT!!!!!! SNA IS GOING TO WIN IT...AND HERE HE GOES...SNA CRAWLING TO THAT LADDER...SNA....CRAWLING TO THE LADDER...AND BUZZSAW NOT EVEN CONCIOUS......
Tim: SNA IS AT THE LADDER...AND HE'S GOING UP IT...SLOW...BUT STEADY...SNA IS CLIMBING TO THAT WORLD TITLE.....THIS IS NOT GOOD...THIS IS NOT GOOD!!!!!!!
-THE FANS DON'T LIKE IT!!!!!!-
Bowar: SNA CANNOT BE STOPPED!!!!!!! SNA CANNOT BE STOPPED!!!!!!
Tim: NOT SO FAST!!!!!!! BUZZSAW PULLING HIMSELF OFF THE BARBED WIRE...AND....BUZZSAW GOING RIGHT TO THAT TITLE!!!!!!!!! BUZZSAW IS GOING TO TRY AND STOP SNA...SNA....SUDDENLY TRYING TO GET TO THAT BELT...HE SWATS AT IT...HITS IT....BUT SENDS IT SWINGING OUT OF REACH!!!!!!!!
Bowar: SON OF A BITCH....
Tim: BUZZSAW IS THERE NOW!!!!!!
-THE FANS BURST!!!!!-
Bowar: SNA AND BUZZSAW ON EITHER SIDE OF THE LADDER...SNA PUNCHES AT BUZZSAW....BUZZSAW BLOCKS IT...AND PUNCHES SNA RIGHT IN THE GUT!!!!!!! SNA DOUBLES UP.....BUZZSAW STEPPING UP THE LADDER.....AND....OH MY GOD....OH MY GOD...BUZZSAW HOOKING UP A GUT WRENCH ON SNA ON THE TOP OF THE LADDER.....
-THE FANS LEAP TO THEIR FEET.....-
Tim: BUZZSAW STANDING ON THE THIRD TO LAST STEP....CRANKS UP SNA...LAST RIDE STYLE.....OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...HE'S GOING TO POWER BOMB HIM OFF THE LAD...FUCK...FUCK...SNA HAS THE BELT!!!!!!!!
-THE FANS ARE TOTAL HEAT!!!!-
Bowar: BUZZSAW INADVERTANTLY FLIPPED SNA UP TO WHERE HE COULD GRAB THE TITLE....SNA HAS THE TITLE...AND BUZZSAW HAS NO IDEA.....
Tim: BUZZSAW LIFTS SNA UP BY THE TIGHTS...AND SNA...WITH THE TITLE BELT CLASPED TO HIS CHEST IN HIS ARMS......IS LAST RIDE POWERBOMBED OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER BACK FIRST INTO THE MAT!!!!!!!!!
DING DING DING
-THE FANS FUCKING ROAR IN RAGE!!!!-
Bowar: LOOK AT BUZZSAW HE JUST NOW REALIZES WHAT HAPPENED!!!!!!! BUZZSAW GOING FOR THAT HUGE POWER BOMB...LIFTED SNA UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS...AND ALLOWED SNA TO REACH THE BELT...AND BY SLAMMING HIM TO THE MAT...BUZZSAW HANDED HIM THE WIN!!!!!!!
Tim: Oh man...but that is no way to win....look at him...SNA just laying there...flat where he landed...the CEW title in his hands.....his body motionless...his face expressionless...his blood everywhere....AND BUZZSAW DROPPING OFF THE LADDER....MY GOD CAN YOU FEEL THAT MAN'S LOSS HERE......
Bowar: I CAN....BUZZSAW IF HE HAD BEEN A FOOT TO THE RIGHT OR LEFT COULD HAVE HIT THAT MOVE AND SNA WOULD BE DONE....BUT HE WAS IN JUST THE RIGHT PLACE FOR SNA TO CATCH THAT TITLE AS IT SWUNG BACK...AND SNA....SACCRIFICES HIS BODY....AND...GOD...HOPEFULLY JUST HIS BODY....TO WIN THAT CEW TITLE BACK.....
Tim: Buzzsaw...destroyed SNA ultimately here...and....SNA is our champion again....but....my God...is he ever going to be able to defend it....after something like that...and Buzzsaw falling to his knees....and you can tell he's feeling this loss....in his short reign....Buzzsaw scored pins on JE3, Hunter, and SNA himself....Buzzsaw was clearly the most dominant champion...the CEW ever had...he didn't just beat people he annhilated them!!!!!!!
Bowar: Hey man...and even though I don't do this....Buzzsaw...man...it was a hell of a ride...and...I am sorry to see it end.....
Tim: Buzzsaw and SNA both being tended to out here by EMTs...and SNA hasn't moved since he hit the mat....Buzzsaw is talking....but clearly hurt...and....
-THE SHOT CUTS OUT TO THE ARENA...WHERE THE FANS ARE STANDING AND CLAPPING FOR THE MATCH!!!!!-
Bowar: WOW!!!!!! STANDING OVATION FOR BUZZSAW AND SNA!!!!!!!!
Tim: AND GODDAMMIT THEY DESERVE IT!!!!!!!! SNA...IS THE CEW CHAMPION AGAIN...THAT...THAT IS NOT A GOOD THING FOLKS....BUT...BUT WHAT A FUCKING MATCH!!!!! SNA AND BUZZSAW....WHAT A MATCH!!!!!!! Our hopes and prayers are with both of them....folks...this is a match...we are never EVER going to forget!!!!!!!
Bowar: That is very true...and...I hope this is a match that Buzzsaw and SNA are able to remember...this...I...I haven't ever seen brutality like this.....
Tim: And neither have I.....ladies and gentlemen....two incredible men in this ring tonite....put it all on the line for the honor of a man Descendent...and for the glory of the title....Buzzsaw and Descendent may have won this war...but they lost their prize...they lost the world title....and we've seen just how damn important it is to be in that match...when we come back to the ring...we are going to see just how important it is to get the match.....the Slamfest Rumble is next!!!!!
The most dangerous man that you haven't even met yet.
SNA is GOD.
Message edited by SNA - Sunday, 2011/06/19, 1:11 PM |
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