| ChrisJohnson | Date: Saturday, 2011/06/18, 6:00 PM | Message # 1 |
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| -The scene opens with CJ at his new 26 inch Mac-station. He's looking at the screen, holding in laughter. The camera pans around to show that he's watching a video on Youtube-
Chris Johnson: Got damn, Mike King is a fag for that video!
-The door behind CJ swings open and in walks Jackson Cage-
Jackson Cage: What's goin on man, ready to hit the gym you got a big match this weekend!
Chris Johnson: Yea, yea one second, but first check out this video MK just put up on Youtube!
-Cut to 30 seconds later-
Jackson Cage: Maaaannn, what the fuck??
Chris Johnson: Exactly! I think my promotional video this week left him butt hurt!
Jackson Cage: It was either the video, or Lady Gagger, either way, he's butt hurt, and someone did it!
-CJ looks up at Cage and puts his hand up in a boyscout manner-
Chris Johnson: Jackson, I'd just like to say, I'm not an asshole, I'm just mainstream!
Jackson Cage: You're a fuckin idiot!
Chris Johnson: Hey! That hurt my feelings, I'm about to do a worked shoot on Youtube exposing you for your bigotry against idiots!!!
-The scene fades out with Jackson walking out the room and CJ re-watching the MK video laughing his ass off-
Remember kids, picking on people because of their sexual preference is VERY wrong!!!!
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