| HometownHeros | Date: Wednesday, 2011/06/29, 11:27 PM | Message # 1 |
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The GLAMOROUS life of traveling: You know, lost baggage, delayed flights, traveling 27 hours straight in the same clothes without showering while on EVERY form of transportation imaginable, all due to volcanic ash… I get it! It happens!
Number 9…
Inhaling can after can of self-tanner when entering the locker room (& then inhaling even more, just for good measure). I’m pretty sure that even my lungs are TAN!
Number 8…
Then there is having the local security lady at the buildings fling open the door & yell: “is everyone dressed?” What does it matter now? The door is already open!!! Gee, thanks lady!
Number 7…
Of course, going thru security especially when “the threat is high”… fun times, fun times.
Number 6…
How about getting to the airport at 4:30 AM only to find out that my flight has been cancelled? No worries, “they’ve rebooked me on the same flight… TOMORROW!”
Number 5…
Oh… hearing that “YOU’RE ONLY ON TV BECAUSE… (insert 8,672 + infinity other things that you’d like to now)!!!”
Number 4…
Here’s a good one: knowing the truth! Some of you will get that, and some won’t – I’ll just leave that one up for debate.
Number 3…
Someone telling me something “they know” about me, me confirming that it’s not true… only for them to tell me it is! OK… you’re right!
Number 2…
Ow! Ouch! Feeling like everyday “normal” consists of a completely bruised & banged up body.
And The Number One Thing That Will Not Be Missed While Traveling On The Road…
Being told something to my face behind door #1 & then something else being said behind door #2
To me she it sound like she didn't like been a wrestler. Dumb Witch. why you became one
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