| ThatWackyRudo | Date: Thursday, 2011/06/16, 3:38 PM | Message # 1 |
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| (The scene opens in a dark room that is dimly lite up by lights. Mexican, American, Canadian, Irish, German, Hungarian and Japanese flags are hanging on the wall. The lights are hanging from a string and sway around. All of a sudden a man with long stringy black hair wearing a black trenchcoat is starting to juggle corndogs into the air. The corndogs fly in the air and caught before being launched back up into the air.)
Man: Corndogs, corndogs, yummy yummy, corndogs...
(The man drops the corndogs onto the floor when he fails to catch them. He walks away from them as they lay on the floor.)
Man: Forgotten that is what these corndogs will become. Forgotten has been defined as to cease or fail to remember; be unable to recall, to omit or neglect unintentially, to leave behind unintentionally, to omit mentioning, to fail to think of, to neglect willfully, to cease or omit to think of something and forget oneself, to say or do something improper or unbefitting one's rank, position, or character. Things are often forgotten all too easy.
These corndogs will be forgotten, forgotten like so many things. Things like horse drawn buggies that got people from place to place, these have been forgotten in lieu of automobiles. Automobiles made horse drawn buggies old and antiquated. As it became antiquated, people jumped onto these horseless carriages with combustion engines and passed on it.
Much like horse drawn buggies, you have a lot of technology gone by the way side. At first you had Video Home Systems or VHS and Betamax in the early 1980's. Betamax scorched the sky, but the VHS would have a new challenge when Laser-Disc in the mid 1980's. Like Betamax, Laser-Disc failed to surpass VHS. Then Digital Video Discs or DVDs in the mid 1990's and VHS failed. Nearly 10 years DVDs stood tall until more advanced High-Definition DVDs and Blu-ray DVDs came out. For several years, H-D DVD and Blu-Ray battled it out until 2008 when Blu-Ray reigned supreme.
But other forms of technology like music have done this too. In the beginning it was concert halls. However when Thomas Edison created the first phonograph, gramophone or record player as it is also called, all bets were off. Then came various cassettes and 8-track. One day the compact disc came into existence. While at first, this new technology cost too much to produce, it eventually became cheaper than the records. In time CDs became outdated as audio files were created.
Then even the beloved Muppets are forgotten as well. The Muppets have been family favorites since the 1950's when Kermit The Frog was on Sam & Friends. From there, the Muppets had several television series and movies but they lost steam in 1990 when tragically, Jim Henson their creator died. Since 1990 the Muppets have had spots of greatness here and there with several movies, television shows, television specials and comic books but they have yet meant the same they did before Henson died due to new things such as computer animation and video games.
(The man pauses and looks around at the room which shows some of the old artifacts that he mentioned, Muppet show comics on the wall and a Muppet What-not.)
Man: All of these are forgotten like me...
(The man turns and reveals himself as Mike King, EWA superstar.)
Mike King: From the death of WIF to my emergence in CZW, I was always was grasping at being a superstar. Time and time again, I would reach the a foot from the summit of the mountain and then I would find this one rock that would just slip out of my hand. The rock would turn into rubble as I grab on to it and I would fall. I would fall back down the mountain. The mountain is a steep climb, it's hard to do. It's hard to climb up the mountain and stay up there. I know this but most of the time, this is not of my doing. For this I have been forgotten. I have been forgotten because I am there, I am not great like the Big Evils, Jesse Montanas, El Pablos, Alan Fiscuses and Buzzsaws of the world. I am not awful like The Amazing R3D or Chris Tolwar. I am Mike King, I am in-between the two in the purgatory of being forgotten.
(King pauses and pushes hair from his face as he smirks.)
King: However EWA is a ray of light for me. EWA will be a period of renaissance for me. EWA can be the change and The Underground title will be my first piece to the collection of trophies to make unforgettable. Hell, right now I am so forgotten that in the press packets put out for Retaliation, I am not even listed in the damn write-up for the match for the title. But mark my words, in that match, I am walking out the Underground champion. Now I know the Underground title is a tricky thing but when I win it, I'm holding onto it for a long, long-time. See I am what the underground about this. I have been built up from the underground for the style of wrestling I do. No one did lucha when I started it. Besides the wrestlers who came from Mexico into America, no one would do that. No one would embrace lucha and become a star. No one would take all that lucha libre had to offer and add it to their repertoire. Knowing lucha libre did not make someone better but I plan to change it. I plan to bring Lucha Libre to America and force it down all of your throats. And with that I plan to bring something from Lucha Libre that even when I first saw it I cringed just a little. They are called extoicos. Los Exoticos are the gay or cross-dressing wrestlers in the world of Lucha Libre. These wrestlers are some of the best to play mind games and distract their opponents.
(King snickers.)
King: With this, I introduce you to La Diva Gaga, together we are Los Compania Olvidados de Mal, The Forgotten Bad Company.
(A 6'3" 245 pound exotico walks in with a pink wig. He kisses King on the cheek and King quickly wipes the kiss from his face.)
La Diva Gaga: Heyyyy Mike. How ya doing big boy?
(King looks at Gaga with a blank stare.)
King: I am good Gaga.
(Gaga jumps.)
Gaga: That good, I am glad for you Mikey...
(King cuts off Gaga.)
King: I am good besides being forgotten.
(Gaga looks at King and tries to hug him but King backs away.)
Gaga: Oh no.
(Gaga tries to hug King again but King ducks.)
Gaga: What happened, did someone forget your birthday silly?
(King looks at Gaga. Gaga comes to King once again to try to hug him but King walks away.)
King: No I am forgotten like you. We are forgotten for different reasons Gaga. You for being an exotico, something that is not really talked about outside of Mexico. Mexican care about you but not the American fans of the EWA. While I, I am forgotten for being a world champion for only a split-second. Otherwise, I have never, ever held a world title during my 6 year career as a professional wrestler.
(Gaga starts balling.)
Gaga: Oh no, I don't want to be forgotten.
(King walks over and comforts Gaga.)
King: Don't worry Gaga. When we team up as Los Compania Olviados del Mal we will accomplish step two. Step one is when I beat that Chris Johnson and Crimson Blaze for the EWA Underground title. We are perfect for this title Gaga. We are the underground, not Chris, not El Pablo, not Blaze. We, Los Compania Olviados del Mal, are the underground. We are the underground because we are forgotten.
(Gaga cries again.)
King: Gaga don't cry, we'll be fine. Sure you were listed on ShatterPoint in the battle royal but then you look at the card and you're not?
(Gaga continues to cry.)
Gaga: No we are forgotten.
(King smirks before hugging Gaga.)
King: Gaga, you wrestled for two years with nothing to your name and now you are here. I found you in Mexico and trained with you and now you are under my wing, you are here in the Empire Wrestling Association. The EWA, your first American wrestling promotion and no-one gives a shit about exoticos. Exoticos are mocked by American wrestling fans while in Mexico they are accepted after men like Pimpinela Escarlata and Cassandro. Look at American exoticos before you Gaga, no one takes exoticos seriously and blindly boo and vilifile them for being different. But being different makes us the best Gaga. We can be the EWA World Tag Team Champions because we are different.
(King pauses.)
King: You feel better Gaga?
(Gaga smiles.)
Gaga: Yes, Yes I do.
(King smiles and breaks the embrace.)
King: Excellent.
Gaga: I will be the first exotico to make It in America. I will redefine what people see when they look at me. I will be the man and I will be your tag team partner.
(King smiles at the thought.)
King: But enough about being forgetting and winning the. First we got Chris Johnson. Chris, Chris, Chris... What about you is underground, nothing. You are mainstream. You would not know what is underground unless it bit you on your damn nose. You beat El Pablo for the Underground title, big ups to you. However you used your muscle Jackson Cage to win it from El Pablo, tisk tisk.
(King shakes his finger.)
King: Chris you maybe an "A-Lister" but are you ready to wrestle with the big boys? Are you ready to step in with three men who want nothing more than to take your title and perhaps your soul with it? Jackson Cage will not be able to back you up when you face three other men who are hungry for the 14 pounds of gold and leather that you wear proudly around your waist even though you did not beat El Pablo, you just pinned him. You didn't win a title, you were simply handed it on a silver platter. You were talked about on the damn pay-per view preview but not the history of Crimson Blaze and myself dating back to CZW? You get put over a mystery man who could screw anyone of out of the damn title. You don't deserve anything yet you son of a bitch except for one thing. You deserve an ass kicking and that's what you'll get at Retaliation. These three men are hungry and will forget their manners.
(King pauses again and looks at the CZW Global Tag Team title hanging in a glass case on the wall.)
King: Then we have Crimson Blaze. Crimson Blaze, a blast from my past. 'Son, we date back to the Combat Zone like my opponents from my first two EWA matches, Alexander Slate several weeks ago and Ryan Shane just last week. But you and I date back to when I first entered the Combat Zone. You were there before I was and by the next year we faced once in a multi-man steel cage escape match. Neither of our teams, you with El Pablo representing XTC as El Fuego while I teamed with Brian Kirkland as Youthful Aggression as members of Beautiful Agony. Then months later after Mike Monroe turned his back on me like the snake in the grass he was, you team up with him to take on me an my new tag team partner. I was one half of the tag team champions at the time. I was ready to finish Monroe and you off but then as fate had it, you red misted me and I crashed 15 feet to the ground through an announce table. 'Son, the injuries from that match took 5 months to heal properly before I could return to the Combat Zone. You took 5 months of my career away from me you son of a bitch. And I have never, ever forgotten about that. At Retaliation...
(King pauses and chuckles.)
King: Retaliation, what a perfect name. At Retaliation, you will finally feel the vengeance of a heinous attack from nearly two years ago. You will know what it was like to be laid up for several months on the sideline watching your friends and tag team partners move on with their lives while you watch the man who did it laugh and celebrate with a world title in their hand.
(King pauses.)
King: And to quote you Crimson, the Code of Silence will choose you come Retaliation. Your jaw will be wired shut after I get done with you and you be having milkshakes with straws as your only food.
(King turns his head and hairs covers his mascara-covered eyes again.)
King: I don't give a damn who this mystery man is because I got two missions at Retaliation. First, win the Empire Wrestling Association Underground title by pinning you, the champion Chris Johnson or the mystery man. And second, I will show you first hand that karma is a bitch, just like your wife or girlfriend and life.
(King moves the hairs away from his face.)
King: I am the way to the forgotten, I am the way to the underground and for this. This is why I will be the next, and longest Underground champion.
(King walks past the corndogs again and looks down at them.)
King: Corndogs, corndogs, yummy, yummy, corndogs...
(King and Gaga walk away as the room darkens and the scene ends.)
Message edited by ThatWackyRudo - Thursday, 2011/06/16, 4:18 PM |
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