| JasonX | Date: Wednesday, 2011/06/08, 8:31 PM | Message # 1 |
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| Voice over: "Fellow EWA, it is with the utmost pride and sincerity that I present this recording, as a living testament and recollection of history in the making during our generation."
(The screen slowly fades in to a black and blue EWA vinyl backdrop.)
Off-Screen Voice: “Allow me to introduce myself…”
(Stepping in from the left steps in Jason Xavier with a large and wide grin on his lips and a chuckle slowly pouring from his throat. In nothing more but a black short sleeve top that hugs his arms and a pair of jeans.)
“….I’m the new face of EWA”
(Jason’s black hair is long and is covering his right side of his face, emo style. He brushes the hair from his face continuing to have a smile on his face)
“…I’m the best thing to happen to EWA”
(Wearing a brightly silver belt buckle twinkles underneath the soft studio lights)
“I’m the greatest wrestler you’ve never heard of”
“And soon you will experience my greatness”
(With that being said, the camera slowly zooms out to take Jason Xavier full in)
“With careful consideration, I have found myself in the ocean of EWA. With A Lot of bigger fish, I have been licking my chops and soon finally get the chance to step in the ring and outclass a lot of you bastards”
“And when I say bastards…I don’t just mean my opponents in the over the top rope battle royal. I mean the entire ROSTER. “
“Yeah I said, I went there. I mean the entire roster should be on notice.”
(For a moment, Jason freezes as he gives off a cocky smile)
“And the only reason why I’ve put the entire ROSTER on notice.”
“Well that’s simple enough”
“When I make my debut June 17th, and not only win the over the top rope battle royal I will have earned my first ever championship shot, a rookie with pretty much a year experience making history by not only getting a title shot, but also winning it. “
“The minute this match was booked, it was written in my destiny too win. And now in just over a week the waiting game begins. But now I need to address several people.”
(Jason closes his eye and clears his throat before continuing on)
“It seems unfortunate for everyone involved in the over the top rope battle royal because all you’re names was pulled from a hat filled with losers. Although any of us have never met before, you’re talents are not even in my league. First SNA “Showtime” Nick Alexander, calling me a douche bag isn’t going to help you once I throw your ass over the top rope. You’re experience is going to be your downfall as I am living on a high of adrenaline waiting till will face each other. I cannot wait to open the show and overcome the odds. “
“There isn’t a snowballs chance that you SNA will throw me over and eliminate me”
(He can only shrug his shoulders and carry on)
“Ok maybe I’m being an asshole, but the truth hurts and I’m just the messenger. So don’t blame me just hate that lack of Talent you possess. “
“I can mention my other opponents like Thrax and Weezle who both have lost recently, both men do not deserve to carry my luggage let alone be in the same ring as me. Either way both of them won’t last long. “
“Next we have three ladies, EWA has allowed that women can face men. I’m not going to stand here and say that men can do everything better in life because that’s already obvious. Your unfortunate timing in EWA has put you in at least the records books and the destiny of Jason Xavier. “
“Ladies and Gentlemen, let get one thing straight. Come next week’s shatterpoint…”
“I’m coming to prove a point”
“And that’s I’m FUCKING better than all of you”
(Fade Out)
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