| Black_Jesus | Date: Friday, 2011/07/29, 4:45 PM | Message # 1 |
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| The scene opens in the backstage area of The Colosseum where we see Jenny Jacobs standing by with none other than Black Jesus, Marcellus Payne and company.
Jenny: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome back and I am standing here, live, with the number one contender to the EWA world’s heavyweight championship. I’m talking of course about Black Jesus, Marcellus Payne. Mr. Payne…
Jenny is cut off by Black Jesus putting his right hand over her microphone.
Black Jesus: That’s…. Black Jesus, you trifling’ bitch!
Jenny: Whatever…Black Jesus, in just a few weeks, you’ll be facing your biggest match to date, going one on one with Justin Marsham for the EWA world heavyweight championship but tonight you face off against the man who came so close to winning that title, last week, in Crimson Blaze. How do you prepare for that match tonight?
Black Jesus: You don’t prepare for chump change, Jenny. You just simply….show up. You see, Blaze is already talkin himself down, sayin he’s found himself in a position of failure after failure …but not this time? Ha…Black Jesus is sorry to inform you, young one but your stint of failure will only continue here in a few moments. What you have failed to realize is that you’re about to go one on one with the holy roler. Black Jesus is full of pimp-titude and Black Jesus is gonna spray it all over your face. And you can bring who the hell ever you want with you for help, it aint gonna make a difference to Black Jesus…because Black Jesus is a winner and Back Jesus beats losers like you.
Jenny: Well won’t you have Leonard Jenkins in your corner?
Black Jesus: So? Look here, all due respect to Leo, that’s my roll dawg, my partner in crime but Black Jesus don’t need Leo to help him win. I won that match soon as I step foot inside that ring. Black Jesus gonna beat Blaze’s ass up and down that ring just like Black Jesus gonna do to Justin Marsham, in a few weeks. It’s an inevitability, Black Jesus can see into the future and as far as tonight, In about….
Black Jesus looks down at his wrist as if he’s checking his imaginary watch.
Black Jesus: …oh twenty minutes or so, Black Jesus will be getting his hand raised in victory…B’lee that…then Black Jesus will go on to win the world title and as for Blaze, he’ll go back downstairs to the midcarders, aint that right, Leo?
Leonard Jenkins: You damn straight, nephew. Hate this man all y’all want to but in just a couple of weeks, this man will be your new world champion.
Black Jesus: If only, even half these people were as smart as this man right here, the world wouldn’t be so corrupt. But alas, Black Jesus aint worried about what other people think of him. Black Jesus is only concerned with the task at hand.
Jenny: Well speaking of our world champion, Justin Marsham, who will be at ringside tonight when you face Crimson Blaze. A lot of people are calling you the underdog, saying you don’t have what it takes to beat Justin Marsham because he’s better than you…and I’m sure you have a lot to say about that…so…
Black Jesus looks at Leo as they both start to laugh.
Black Jesus: Oh you’re learning so well, Jenny. That is the funniest thing Black Jesus has heard since he heard Crimson Blaze was getting a shot at the world title. Didn’t Black Jesus just say he didn’t give a damn what these people thought? You’re smart, Jenny but you haven’t learned it all just yet.
Leonard Jenkins: Maybe she should take notes, playboy.
Black Jesus: You know, that’s not a bad idea, Leo. Matter of fact, maybe all these haters should take notes. You don’t believe Black Jesus but you gonna believe it when y’all see it. Black Jesus don’t spit nonsense…Black Jesus only speaks the truth and the truth is, Black Jesus gonna reign supreme. Black Jesus gonna change some things around here. First it’s the world title, then Black Jesus and Leo gonna take over the whole company… C.E.O.’s of all these hoes. And I got news for all those non believers in the lockerroom, once Black Jesus gets that world title, I suggest y’all set your sights on other titles because Black Jesus is only gonna be world champ one time, that title aint goin nowhere once Black Jesus gets his holy hands on it.
Jenny: Wait, are you seriously that full of your self that you think you’re gonna hold on to the world title for as long as this company is running…that could be years!
Black Jesus: Yeah, could be years, could be longer, that’s what she said, ….but not to me. See, Jenny it’s haters like you that fuel the fire inside of Black Jesus. That’s why Black Jesus knows what he knows, and why Black Jesus has so much self confidence. Blaze, strap on them boots real tight and keep dreamin, playa. Because tonight Black Jesus gonna take that low self esteem and drive it even further into the ground. Marsham, take notes, watch real close because this is your destiny. Kiss that title goodbye, buddy. The code of silence has chosen both ya mama’s.
Leonard Jenkins: ….AND YOU WILL KNOW HIS NAME IS BLACK JESUS …WHEN HE LAY HIS PIMP HAND UPON YOU!
With that said, Black Jesus and Leo walk away.
Jenny: Well there you have it again. Black Jesus is very confident that he will win tonight.
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