| DennisClayton | Date: Friday, 2011/07/15, 10:11 PM | Message # 1 |
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Group: EWA Roster
Messages: 7
Status: Offline
| "Are they fucking serious?!"
The camera opens on the locker room of the Sons of Ohio after their match at the latest episode of Shatterpoint, in which they were victorious over the Wreckers. Now most people would be happy after a win, but alas there is no joy in Mudville. They are not as pissed off as they were at Retaliation, but still miffed nonetheless. Josh, Rebecca, and Mary Jane are sitting around and Dennis is seen pulling a bottle of water out of the fridge, still in his wrestling gear with a towel over his head. He takes a long swig before joining the rest of the group.
Dennis: "Where do the two geezers get off trying to make an impact on our account? We just took the first step in getting the tag titles that should have been ours to begin with. We said we would destroy the Wreckers and we did just that. So, instead of going to the next team on the list, we have to deal with these two idiots."
Newsome: "Look at the bright side of things, Clayton. We can cross them off of the list early, we won't have to worry about them when we get our hands on the Hometown Heroes or whoever has the tag belts when we take them. Noone will stop us from achieveing our destiny in becoming the EWA tag team champions, and that is a promise."
Mary Jane: "Yeah, like they will turn into dust if you hit them too hard or something they might turn into dust."
The other three of them looked at her, nearly dumbstruck at what she has just said.
Rebecca: "You know, Mary Jane, that just may have been the smartest thing you just said since you have been here."
Mary Jane's eyes just lit up like it was Christmas Day inside the locker room.
Mary Jane: "Really? I'm gonna go call Mama and tell her to the good news."
She runs out of the room as the reamining trio just looks at her with the same look from earlier.
Rebecca: "And the moment has passed. It was great while it lasted."
The three of them shared a laugh as someone knocked on the door.
Dennis: "Yeah, come in."
The door opens and in walks K.C. Kash, in all of his arrogant glory.
Kash: "Gentlemen, Rebecca, how are we today?"
Newsome: "Better if you could tell us why those two idiots jumped us, for starters. This is your company isn't it?"
Kash: "Oh, the company is still mine, I assure you. And I am not happy that they jumped you myself. I am a big fan of you guys."
Dennis: "So, what are you gonna do about it, then?"
Kash: "I am going to do the only logical thing. Since the seemed to go after you guys, I am gonna put them into a tag team match with you two. That way if something...unfortunate happens to either one of them, you can say it was an accident that happened in the heat of battle. You understand what I mean?"
A sick smile crawls across the face of the two of them.
Dennis: "We understand completely...boss."
Everyone in the rooms shares a good laugh and they all shake hands and the camera fades out. As the camera fades back in we are out of the arena and in a more decrepit and run down area of New York City. We see that both Dennis Clayton and Josh Newsome are walking down the street as if looking for something or someone. They are both dressed in normal street clothes, but both of them are wearing the new Sons of Ohio t-shirt. Josh looks across the street before tapping Dennis on the shoulder. He points across the street to an alleyway. Dennis looks over there and nods his head as they go acroos the street. As the camera gets closer to the alleyway, we see two homeless men rooting through the garbage. Both Josh and Dennis walk up to the men.
Dennis: "Hey, guys..."
The two look up surprised as if Josh and Dennis came from nowhere.
Dennis: "Hey, don't worry guys. We just wanted to know if you wanna make some money. All you have to do is wear these t-shirts I ahve in my hand and follow what we do on this camera here, you wanna do that?"
The two homeless men look at each other for a second before nodding at the other two men.
Newsome: "Great, just follow us out here to the sidewalk."
The two men do as their told as Dennis hands them the t-shirts
Dennis: "Go ahead and put these on fellas real quick."
The two men put them on and we see that they say "Bobby" and "Jimmy".
Dennis: "Ok, guys, here we go."
The camera switches angles and we see Dennis and Josh standing in front of the camera with cheesy, fake grins.
Dennis: "You know me and my buddy Josh were just walking around the city taking in the sites and smells and sounds of this fine city...
Newsome: "....and what do you know, look who we run into. Small world, ain't it?"
Dennis pushes the two other men into frame.
Dennis: "Well if it isn't our opponents for Shatterpoint. How ya'll doing?"
"Bobby": "Um, not too b..."
Newsome: "Yeah, that's great and stuff. You know we all got off on the wrong foot last time and we wanted to give you guys something to put that behind us so we can have an awesome match this week."
"Jimmy": "What's that?"
Josh and Dennis just look at each other and grin.
Dennis: "This."
Out of nowhere, the Sons of Ohio lay out the Not Southern Express with hard short lariats and begin to rain down fists, boots, elbows, and knees on the two unfortunate souls. They then half drag them into the alleyway from earlier and throw them in. As Not Bobby stands up, Dennis land a superkick into a Newsome German Suplex that throws him into a pile of garbage bags. Newsome then picks up Not Jimmy and lifts him into a press slam and drops him into a Burning River Bomb with such velocity that when Dennis connected with his knee, Not Jimmy slams the back of his head on a dumpster and slumps down, out cold. As Not Bobby crawls from the trash bags, Dennis hones in and destroys him with a Ends Justify The Means. The two of them then look into the camera, no signs of a smile anywhere, fake or otherwise.
Dennis: "You two jackasses see this? If we did this to these bums what do you think we will do to you? You guys come in and attack us from behind like it is still 1942? Wrong move. Don't for get we are one of the most violent teams in this place. But you want a fight, we are glad to oblige."
Newsome: "You guys come in and the first thing you want to do is make merchandise so people remember you guys again? There is a reason people don't remember the last time. You are has-beens, never-weres, never-was."
Dennis: "And why are you worried about dvd's when you guys are as outdated as a Victrola. But for you sake, I hope one copy of the dvd is sold, so your family can remember what you look like, because when we are done, they won't be able to open you casket. And we don't make threats, we make promises."
The two of them walk off as the camera focuses on the Not Southern Express as the scenes fades out.
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