| ThatWackyRudo | Date: Wednesday, 2011/07/13, 3:51 AM | Message # 1 |
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Curtain Jerker
Group: EWA Roster
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Status: Offline
| (La Diva Gaga is shown putting on make-up. He is wearing a bright pink wig. He seems happy as he puts it on. He grabs a hand mirror on his make-up stand.)
La Diva Gaga: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the finest one of all.
(Gaga looks into the hand mirror.)
Gaga (imitating the magic mirror): Famed is thy beauty, forget the other women in the Empire. You are the fairest woman in Empire. You are better than Ruthless Aggression who has to rely on being a manager now. Madison McKenzie is easy. Princess is a witch and ugly beyond belief. Katerina Wylde thinks she is a man. Cassandra Avery is a slut, same with Natalie Burrows. Karen Evans is a nothing more than white trash. Cristal is saving the best for last, she is so ugly that she must wear a mask just like hey squirrel-looking boyfriend El Pablo. You La Diva Gaga, you are the fairest in the EWA landscape.
(Gaga kisses the mirror.)
Gaga: You are too kind.
(He pulls away and now his lipstick and gloss are now on the mirror.)
Gaga: I cannot believe how fast I beat the “big, bad” and so-called “Sensational” Jeremy Hunter. A man who came in here to EWA with big hype based on his past. I beat that Santa Monica loser in seconds. My Diva Marienete ended it all for him. I tucked his head between my legs and it felt oh so good, and then drove him into the mat. His skull hit the mat as fast as me dropping my panties for a nice looking…
(Gaga is cut off by Chris Tolwar walking in the room. Tolwar looks shocked at Gaga.)
Chris Tolwar: I understand that you are an exotico but do you always try to get dolled up like that?
(Gaga giggles.)
Gaga: You are funny Chris. And no I do not always. I was just trying make-up out for the match.You know Mike has told me a lot about you?
(Tolwar just looks at Gaga.)
Tolwar: No but I cannot say I am surprised in the least. He did guide me to the finals of the Bad Ass Invitational.
Gaga: Yeah and how Edward Croft beat you, I know that. Not only has he told me that, I watched your CZW run. You were a damn good wrestler with some original moves. Mike always referred to you as the one that got away…
(Tolwar is taken aback.)
Tolwar: I know he likes me but that I am not in love with him. Though it makes sense why so he had no girlfriends that lasted…
(Gaga hits Tolwar upside the head.)
Gaga: No you goof, he meant the protégé that got away.
(Tolwar realizes what Gaga meant.)
Tolwar: Ahhhh.
(Gaga nods before continuing.)
Gaga: See he realized the error of his ways after CZW ended. He realized his next protégé he would not dump after a string of bad luck. He decided to give them time instead of kicking them to the curb. See I heard what people in the back say about me. They think I am some joke, a joke that Mike will kick to the curb when things get bad but I know, I know beyond a shadow of a doubt he won’t. He won’t because he changed.
(Tolwar cuts Gaga off.)
Tolwar: Boom, know about it!!!
(Tolwar fist pumps and Gaga giggles. Tolwar stops fist pumping.)
Tolwar: But in all seriousness, I know he has. Whatever time he spent in Mexico did him well after CZW ended. During CZW he was a dick but now he is calm, cool and collected. Now he is level-headed and it makes him that much better of a mentor and even more dangerous in the ring. He is not the same man and that makes him better as a mentor and a wrestler.
(Gaga looks at Tolwar.)
Tolwar: But it’s not about him. He’s got Xavier Reid where he wants him for Shatter Point when he teams with the Hometown Heroes against him in an handicap match. It’s about you. It’s about you proving you are not a fluke when you face Jason Xavier.
(Gaga nods and blushes a little.)
Gaga: I know. He does not seem like he will be as much of a push-over as Jeremy was. Jason Xavier seems different in some way. Jason seems like he actually has the skills to be a wrestler but he is too worried about his outside interests. I mean he is a champion elsewhere and wants to wrestle here too? That seems like burning the candle at both ends to me. He needs his attention all on me. He needs to worry about this so-called Lady Gaga wannabe? Bitch please, I was dressing like this before she Just Danced her way onto the main stage. Jason you better bring you’re A-game or else this wannabe will Just Dance all over your face.
(Gaga starts dancing.)
Gaga: At Shatter Point I will do just that Jason. I will bump and grind on you until you get all hot and bothered and drop dead out of exhaustion. After that match, I will be 2-0 here in EWA which is even better than my mentor…
(Tolwar smirks at Gaga who stops dancing.)
Tolwar: King picked well in you. Though I am not sure how he would take that back handed compliment.
(Gaga smirks as he takes off his pink wig.)
Gaga: Thanks. I know it’s kind of harsh but I have won a match while he is yet to win even though he has wrestled only once. I must say, I cannot wait to see you back in the ring…
(Gaga puts on a bright red wig.)
Gaga: Tiger.
(Gaga walks away as Tolwar is giggling.)
Tolwar: How did she know that I like Mary Jane Watson the best of any of the superheroes girlfriends that exist out there?
(Tolwar doesn’t know so he shrugs his shoulders. He walks over to the desk and picks up Gaga’s handheld mirror.)
Tolwar: Mirror, mirror in my hand. Who’s the sexist in the land.
(Tolwar pauses and waits for a response.)
Gaga (mimicking the magic mirror): Not you. BOOM, know about it!
(Tolwar’s face turns red with anger.)
Tolwar: Damn it!
(Tolwar slams the mirror on the desk. The glass crunches.)
Tolwar: DAMN IT!
(Tolwar takes the mirror and slams it several more times on the desk. More glass flies off the mirror.)
Tolwar: GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!
(Tolwar drops the walks away pissed off and the glass crunches under his feet. He walks away from Gaga who giggles in the background as the scene ends.)
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