| ThatWackyRudo | Date: Friday, 2011/07/01, 6:10 PM | Message # 1 |
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Curtain Jerker
Group: EWA Roster
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| (The scene opens up with La Diva Gaga looking into a mirror putting on his make up listening to Lady Gaga songs. "Telephone starts playing and Diva Gaga starts getting giddy. When the chorus starts, Gaga stops putting on the make-up when he starts singing along with the song.)
La Diva Gaga: Stop callin’, stop calin’ I don’t wanna think anymore.
I left my head and heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin’, stop calin’ I don’t wanna think anymore.
I left my head and heart on the dance floor.
(Gaga gets more into the song tapping his foot to the beat.)
Gaga: Stop telephonin’ me
I’m busy.
Stop telephonin’ me.
I’m busy.
(Gaga gets out of his chair and starts to dance to the song.)
Gaga: Call all you want, but there’s no one home
And you’re not gonna reach my telephone.
‘Cause I’m out in the club and I’m sippin’ that bubb’
And you’re not gonna reach my telephone.
Call all you want, but there’s no one home
And you’re not gonna reach my telephone.
‘Cause I’m out in the club and I’m sippin’ that bubb’
And you’re not gonna reach my telephone.
(Gaga stops singing as the Beyonce part starts. Gaga turns back to the mirror and looks at himself again.)
Gaga: Gaga you look fabulous and not just in the mirror. In the ring at Shatterpoint, you will be the best looking wrestler out there. Princess, Ruthless Agression, Madison McKenzie, Katterina Wylde, Cassandra Avery, Karen Evans, they have nothing on me. I am the hottest bitch and the best wrestler here…
(Gaga pauses.)
Gaga: Except for Mike King, that doll is the best ever. And what a washboard he’s got going. I’d love to do laundry on that…
(Gaga muses at the thought.)
Gaga: but we must we keep it professional. He wants me of all people to be his tag team partner. He and I were what he calls Los Compania Olvidados de Mal, or for you stupid gringos out there that cannot speak Spanish LCODM, The Forgotten Bad Company. We will be the best tag team in the Empire Wrestling Association when we finally team up. We can beat Hometown Heroes anytime we want to win the EWA World Tag Team titles. They are not in our league. Mike King picked me to come with him to America, to the EWA after seeing how good I was while we both worked for Miguel. Miguel had faith in us to put on good matches in MCW. And we did. I gained respect for Mike and he gained respect for me. Mike got me my job in EWA and now we are tag team partners.
(Gaga grabs a brush and starts to brush his hair as he continues.)
Gaga: This week I get to show the EWA exactly what I got. This week I have my debut against “Sensational” Jeremy Hunter. Jeremy doll, I’ve seen you and you ain’t sensational hun. You may be a so-called “loose cannon” but I’m looser…
(Gaga giggles.)
Gaga: I’m bad.
(Gaga stops giggling.)
Gaga: Seriously Jeremy, you think you stand a chance against me because you have held titles and fought the former EWA World Champion Buzzsaw. Don’t make me laugh. You sir are sadly mistaken if you think you can beat “La Monsther” La Diva Gaga. I will beat you bad and embarrass you in the squared-circle. I will take you from pillar-to-post without breaking a nail, losing hair or breaking a sweat. You will be easy to beat. I am use to world class talent and not a jabronie like you Jeremy.
(Gaga puts down his brush.)
Gaga: I will prove why I was called “La Monsther” in MCW. Jeremy Hunter, I will beat you at ShatterPoint and prove that Mike King is right about Mexico, Mexican lucha libre is better than American wrestling.
(Gaga grabs his brush and starts to brush his hair again as he starts singing another song with his brush being a microphone.)
Gaga: That boy is a monster, m-m-m-monster
That boy is a monster, m-m-m-monster
That boy is a monster, m-m-m-monster
That boy is a monster-er-er-er-er
(Gaga continues to sing as the scene ends.)
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