| Black_Jesus | Date: Friday, 2011/07/01, 3:37 PM | Message # 1 |
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| The scene opens up backstage of the Colosseum where we are greeted by Jenny Jacobs.
“Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome back to another action packed edition of Shatter Point. We’ve got an exciting show for you all tonight. We’ve got a triple threat match to determine the number one contender to the International Championship. We’ll also hear from our brand new world’s heavyweight champion, Justin Marsham and Ryan Shane has a huge announcement…so stay tuned.”
Just then Jenny spots something off camera.
“BLACK JESUS…..CAN I GET A WORD?”
Black Jesus looks a little pre-occupied as he looks around the area in suspicion.
“Hey look, Jenny….normally Black Jesus wouldn’t mind some camera time….but right now, Black Jesus got a little bit of business to take care of.”
“Well this will only take a second. I just wanted….
Black Jesus interrupts Jenny
“Let Black Jesus take a wild guess…..Jenny Jacobs wants to know Black Jesus thoughts about his match tonight and what happened at Retaliation. Well Jenny, Retaliation was a good night for Black Jesus because he became the number one contender to the world heavyweight championship….but Black Jesus don‘t understand why he gotta face Pablo tonight. Ya see Black Jesus been there, done that, and moved on…..Black Jesus beat Pablo Diablo so many times now, Black Jesus is, or should be, done with Squirrel superstar….Black Jesus has taken all of Pablo Diablo’s five stars….it‘s over…move on!”
“Well, Black Jesus, with all due respe--…
Jenny is cut off
“JENNY! With NO due respect, Black Jesus didn’t ask for your opinion, you triflin’ BITCH! Pablo Diablo is done, ….Justin Marsham is next, then the world title, hell Black Jesus is on such a roll right now, Black Jesus is gonna spoil something for you all right now. So if you don’t wanna hear this, change the channel right now. See Black Jesus has it on good word that Ryan Shane is gonna announce his retirement and he’s gonna hand the company over to the Holy Roller himself.”
“Wow, I can honestly say, I’ve never met anyone who is more full of themselves as you are.”
“You know why Black Jesus is so full of himself, Jenny?…..BECAUSE I’M THE JEEZ, ….AND I’M AWWWWWESOMMMMMMME!! Speaking of which, Chris Johnson, consider this the luckiest day of your life because you get to team with Black Jesus, daddy! Now, Crimson Blaze says he wants Black Jesus to step aside so he can get his hands on you…actually, his exact words were…-If you know what's good for you, you'll do your best to stay out of my way in line of Johnson- …. Hey, Blaze, now this is a new day, a new time, and Black Jesus is not what you would call a -Homo-Phobe- …so if you want Johnson that bad, hell Black Jesus won‘t get in the way of you getting your hands on Johnson, Black Jesus don‘t judge. Just be careful you get your hands on the right Johnson, grab the wrong one, you gonna have to use BOTH hands, playa!”
Black Jesus looks over at Jenny
“All this talk about Johnsons got you all excited, huh Jenny? Well stay away from mine, Black Jesus aint got time to visit any free clinics tonight. Chris, bring you’re A game tonight and let’s go whoop some ass now….I’m out.”
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