| ThatWackyRudo | Date: Friday, 2011/05/27, 2:22 AM | Message # 1 |
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Curtain Jerker
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| (The scene opens up outside of a bar. Numerous Mexicans and white people walk around with various bottles of beer partying. The people walking the street have beers in their hands drinking from them. Some of the people are even stumbling around. The scene turns to a white man with long stringy black hair, a scruffy beer and trenchcoat.)
Man: Stupid Mexicans, Mexican-Americans and White Americans. Don't they know what this day is about?
(The man smirks)
Man: Cinco de Mayo is a hallow holiday. It is not the Mexican Independence Day or Grito de Dolores which is September 16 rather than the 5th of May. Instead Cinco de Mayo is about the uprising against the French who ruled Mexico and the Mexicans had a big victory that day at Puebla. 4,000 Mexican soldiers faced 8,000 of the best of France's army. The Mexicans wiped the floor with the French. However the victory was a hallow one and did not last. It was a hallow victory as the Spanish came back and made the Mexicans their baby-back bitches. It wasn't for several years that Americans helped the Mexicans out after the US Civil War ended in 1865.
(The man shakes his head back and forth at the thought of America getting involved.)
Man: Of course the Americans would do this. A proud country that ended tyranny themselves help another group out. It's only happened time and time again. And then of course, we let them have their customs become ours. That’s the irony of my home country. They start taking things from other countries and pervert it. The British send in The Beetles and America television comes up with The Monkees. The Japanese bring Gojira, we make Godzilla 98. Cinco de Mayo is just another victim in this bastardzation process that Americans do.
Cinco de Mayo is now seen as the day that people drink Mexican beers or cervezas and tequilas with no worries. Bohemia, Coronas, Dos Equis, Modelos and Tecate are all too common types of cervezas that people drink on Cinco de Mayo. Cinco de Mayo has been perverted into the Mexican version of St. Patrick's Day. People are ignorant and drink just to drink. People don't give two shits about ruining their livers and drinking themselves into a stupor. Instead of being productive members of society, they turn into stupid miserable pieces of garbage. They drink away themselves and piss away what they are and what it means to be a human. To be human is not about being drunk and merry or stupid or belligerent. Being a human means you are evolved and above being what our cavemen ancestors were. Being a human is much, much more than being our ancient caveman ancestors. Homo sapiens are evolved and developmentally higher than any other form of life on God’s green Earth and yet some waste it and piss it away.
(The man pauses.)
Man: My name is Mike King and I have risen above this. I am alcoholic and everyday I laugh, cry, eat, drink, breath and live I will be recovering from this addiction, this illness. Until the day I die I am fighting the fight to give into the temptations and become a caveman, but now I choose to be a Homo sapien. I choose to act like I should and not like a caveman due to knowing that I have to fight my illness. An illness that I infected myself with and no one else can blame themselves. I did it, I did it. I knew alcoholism ran in my blood but I did it and became a sickly alcoholic anyway. My injuries in the sped up this problem at the age of 23, I was forced into rehab. My friends, my family and the family I gained in from the road all banded together and told me “You have a problem Mike. You are sick.”
(King smirks.)
King: I am still sick. But I am not sick from vile alcoholic beverages such as Tecate, Corona, Dos Equis, Modelo, Jose Cuervo, 1800, Corzo, Cabo Wabo or another beer, tequila or other alcoholic beverage. Now my illness is an addiction, an addiction to wrestling. An addiction to being the best wrestler on the planet. I have spent years learning different styles and what it is different countries. You name it, I’ve studied it. Lancashire Catch-as-Catch Can, Strong Style, King’s Road, Super-J, Hybrid, Submission wrestling, Brawling, Ultra-violent, and others. You name it, I studied it. Which leads me back to Mexico. I have spent time learning the Mexican culture. I've spent time in Tijuana, Puebla and Mexico City. These cities are the hot beds of the wrestling scene of Mexico. There are several major venues in these cities for Mexican wrestling or lucha libre. There is Arena Mexico in the capital Mexico City, Arena Puebla in Puebla and Auditorio de Tijuana are all hot beds.
(King pauses as pulls his hair away to show his blue eyes.)
Mike King: Men like Black Shadow, El Santo, Gory Guerrero, Cien Caras, Rayo de Jalisco Jr., Negro Casas and other trend setters of EMLL and the modern day CMLL all plied their trade in Arena Mexico. Arena Puebla has held regulars like Ares el Guerrero, Black Tiger, Centella de Oro, Esoiritu Maligno, Karisma and Lestat, among modern CMLL wrestlers like Ultimo Guerrero within its walls. Arena Coliseo Guadalajara has wrestlers like Mr. Trueno, Neutron, Palacio Negro, Rey Trueno and Toxio call it home with weekly visits by CMLL stars. Auditorio de Tijuana had men like La Parka, Misterioso, Psicosis and Rey Misterio wrestle within its squared circle. Mexico's vast heritage of lucha libre was a big part of making me who I am a wrestler. I always wanted to wrestle in front of a Mexican audience for years. The luchadores and luchadoras have influenced me a lot in my style particularly rudos like Negro Casas, Psicosis I and II, Fuerza Guerrera, Ultimo Guerrero, Damien 666, Mosco de la Merced, Hallowicked, Histeria, Rey Bucanero, Mr. Niebla, Averno, Mephisto and of course the late and great Abismo Negro, Art Barr and Eddy Guerrero.
(King opens his trenchcoat and reveals an Abismo Negro shirt. He points to his shirt.)
King: All of these men are men that I took a lot from. I learned from watching them and applied them to what I became as a wrestler. I made a promise to myself when I was a young kid watching these guys that I would do what they are doing and learn from them and perhaps wrestle with them. And I've got to watch several of them in person. Others, I watched from afar because they died before I could have the pleasure of seeing on Televison Deportes through Galavision. And guess what, I don’t even speak Spanish so I have no clue what the announcers are saying other than “La rudo, la rudo!!!!”
(King brushes the hair away from his face again.)
King: After Combat Zone Wrestling closed and the EWA accepted former CZW wrestlers, I joined off the bat. I wrestled here for a few shows before leaving. I left because I was not ready for EWA and I realized this when I lost to Alexander Slate. So I went and took a working vacation to Mexico. See after all these years of wrestling in America, Europe and Japan, I finally I went there. A dream that a young kid originally from Long Island, NY got from watching “Extreme Lucha Libre.” I lived out my dream after 20+ years. I trained under a Japanese wrestler who became a Mexican luchador and one I idolized even though he was rarely a rudo, Ultimo Dragon. Under Ultimo Dragon, I was tested, I was pushed and I was given the hunger it takes to be at the top of what I do once again. After three months, I was ready to come back and EWA has welcomed me back. The Underground will be forced to accept lucha libre and wacky rudos. "El Nuevo Rey de Marinete" will force it down the throats of the EWA fans. The EWA will like lucha libre and if not, they can leave. Lucha Libre is a superior wrestling style and I bring it. This is why I am back. I could have taken contracts in several Mexican promotions but I did not. I instead went back to America and in particular the EWA.
(King smiles and continues.)
King: I enjoyed wrestling in Mexico. Becoming “El Nuevo Rey de Marinete” made me re-energized. I had business to attend to back in America that I could not do in Mexico. I want a World title. To date none of the heavyweight titles in Mexico are true world titles where they have been defended across the globe. I was WIF Global Champion only for a cup of coffee. I had a taste of a world title level belt and I am ready to have several courses of it. I want it, I need it and I am hungry for it like a shark in bloody water.
(King flips his stringy black hair.)
King: And who would know it but of course my first opponent back in EWA is a page out of my past. A man who I fought tooth and nail in CZW. A man who I date back to my return to CZW just last year. A man whom our history can fill textbooks for graduate school courses with how deep this goes. A man who here in EWA, is one of the best wrestlers. Although it is not a surprise to me at all. It never was to hear that this man that I had called an ally, a brother then a Judas would be my first opponent back in EWA. This man is Ryan Shane. This news was the biggest news last week. Forget Pirates of the Carribean: On Stranger Tides opening in theatres, Lady Gaga’s anticipated second full-length album coming out, Oprah Winfrey’s last show, Kyle Busch getting a speeding ticket clocking in at 128 in a 45 speed limit zone or even the debut of the teaser for [i]The Muppets coming out on November 23rd. Ryan Shane vs. Mike King, a classic rivalry from CZW brought back. The Colosseum will experience another battle in between two sick sons of bitches. A historic war of attrition that CZW fans raved about before it closed down and now EWA fans who heard the rumors and rumblings about it, can experience it. [/i]
(King looks down at the street as his shadow.)
King: Shane our history speaks for itself. We have a history in CZW that fans in EWA either know or don't know. If they do not, I urge them to hunt down footage of CZW Overdrives in 2010. But of course, they could go into the match blind not expect what we can and will do to eachother in our match. But I will warn you Shane, I've changed since we last fought each other. I've changed since our vicious, violent blood feud that ended just months ago. We played mind games with each other with you getting the better of me in that department. However I beat you in the ring. This time I am better and I know what to expect from you with your petty mind games. I spent time in Mexico fighting out of Tijuana with a trip to Mexico City for AAA and CMLL, Guadalajara and Puebla to learn how to make myself a guerrero or warrior, of the world. It was during this time I learned the secret to one of the most dangerous moves in wrestling.
(King pantomimes underhooking an opponent and lifting him up in the air.)
King: In America it is called the Double Underhook Piledriver by some while others call it the J-Driller or Money Maker but in Mexico it is the Martienete Especial. This move is dangerous, it drives your opponent's head into the mat hard and fast. I learned while in Mexico and I perfected it. In Mexico it is a banned move but not in the states. I plan on debuting it in the EWA and ending someone’s career. Might be you, might not. It all depends on how I feel…
(King snickers as he brushes stray strands of hair away from his face.)
King: You’ll find out when the world does Shane. I am gonna keep you in the dark and let you think about it. I’m in charge this time. I got the mental edge on you because you do not know if this is an idle threat or the future. That is the beauty of letting you wait and think about it. I got you thinking of all the was I can end it for you so you don’t know where I’ll come from.
(King starts laughing sinisterly again.)
King: See you in The Coliseum and by the way.
(King raises his fists which have "Stay" on his right hand and "Down" on his left hand.)
King: Stay down Shane, just stay down. It will make things so much easier on you if you just stay the fuck down.
(King laughs again as he starts walking away from the camera. When he is out of the camera's view, the scene ends.)
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